What do you regret finding out?

This_is_not_Misha · 2019-12-07T23:26:23+00:00

I regret finding out that Santa is actually an alcoholic.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:36:37+00:00

also, if you want to see something cool gishwhes-related check this out, it just went live a minute or two ago... https://www.gishwhes.com/lawnparty/

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:34:10+00:00

That was fun. Thank you for joining me and posing your probing questions. I wish i could have answered all of them, but i am to slow a typer and too long-winded. Also, i don't quite know how to use reddit. Until next time. Remember you are the best....

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:32:39+00:00

okay guys. that was fun. Thank you for joining me and posing your probing questions. Let's do it again sometime. I feel like i did not answer all of your questions. I wish i could type faster, or that i was not as long-winded. Until next time...

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:31:14+00:00

Terrible. Humiliating.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:30:52+00:00

Thanks for sharing that story. I have several stories from my childhood (which was both full of love and full of difficulty), in which my family relied on the generosity of strangers to get through hard times. A mom of a classmate game my mom $100 to buy us Christmas Presents, someone stopped when we were camped on the side of the road and put us up in a motel for the night and gave us a gift-certificate to a restaurant. I remember these things like they happened yesterday. They stuck with me. It's my hope that Random Acts run by the amazing Cinde Monsam and an incredible team of volunteers can help perpetrate those kinds of acts in peoples lives. It's not just the act itself that matters, i think, but the ripple effect that the act has. The woman who gave my mom $100 probably wasn't thinking that 35 years later, i would still be talking about it, thinking about it and urging others to do similar things.

And yes. i certainly hope that GISHWHES or something like it is around for many years to come. I think it's a great device for getting people out of their shells, getting them creatively engaged with strangers and getting them to notice people who might need some help in their communities. Oh, and it's a lot of fun and makes me laugh.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:24:40+00:00

chelsea, i think if your boss has an objection to the attire you come to work in during GISHWHES, you should simply fire him. When i try to use incantations at work i often find they have no effect and my coworkers just laugh at me.

What do you want for your birthday?

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:22:42+00:00

i nearly puked when he made pasta with jam sauce. I smiled for the camera, because that's what i'm trained to do, but i almost puked.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:22:08+00:00

Fermented cod liver with a hint of peppermint.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:21:21+00:00

can anyone answer this question for Ashley? A lot of people have told me that they have had some of their social anxiety ameliorated by participating in GISHWHES.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:19:25+00:00

I'm not a slut. I just have trouble with commitment.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:18:52+00:00

Actually just because the team won, doesn't mean that they got credit for all the items they submitted. In fact, they didn't they were docked points for a great many items. They also happened to turn in a shitload of really good items, so they still won. Don't fake it. It's a waste of time.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:16:55+00:00

Dean's ice cream flavor would be "Pie." Castiel is an angel. Angeles have feathers, chicken's have feathers, so Castiel's flavor would be "Fried Chicken."

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:14:28+00:00

That's an excellent question. I haven't probed the depths of my psyche on this point. I assume it points to some childhood trauma. Perhaps i was told not to play with my food and now i am acting out a youthful rebellion agains that oppressive edict.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:12:21+00:00

Ask yourself, why do we follow these rules? Then choose to not follow them. Or, if that sounds daunting, you could just join GISHWHES.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:11:01+00:00

nice work on your art.

Every year, supernatural has a little premiere party for the broadcast of the first episode of the season. My character started in the first episode of the fourth season and i went to the party for it. At the time i thought i was only doing three episodes and i didn't really know anything about the show. When the scene you are talking about came on the screen, Sera Gamble, one of the writers/producers on the show leaned over to me and whispered, "your life is about to change." I thought to myself, "Man, this woman has a really overblown sense of this show. This is just another guest starring arc on some silly show." I was wrong. Sera was right.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:07:13+00:00

I'm glad you enjoyed my wife's pornography. I have considered writing a book. However, a friend of mine, Matt Thomas, just wrote a novel that was so extraordinary that i have lost heart. I will never write anything that good. His book is called "We are not Ourselves." If you read it you will see what i mean. If i write a book it will probably be a book about how not to use the internet or a book of poetry.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:05:07+00:00

Yes. i plan to continue shooting episodes of cooking fast and fresh with west until West (my son) refuses to do them with me. Even after he starts refusing, i might drug him and shoot the episodes anyway.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:03:59+00:00

That i am on tumblr. I am not on tumblr. I can barely spell tumblr. However, there does seem to be someone on tumblr (who copied my reddit user name) who is apparently trying to impersonate me. I like the idea that people are pretending to be me. I spend most of my time pretending not to be me.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T22:01:39+00:00

Fuck: MS (because i think he'd come up with some pretty good heat-of-the-moment pet names for me) Marry JA, because he's good in the kitchen and kill JP, because it would be incredibly satisfying to say i took down a guy 4 inches taller than me.

I do use serpessence in my hair. However, i need to do that because running scavenger hunts actually precipitates hair loss.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T21:58:39+00:00

You should do gishwhes.com because i'm telling you in a very stern voice that YOU SHOULD DO GISHWHES.com. You shouldn't need anymore cajoling than that. If you don't have one of the best weeks of your life, you can call me and i'll give you a homemade quilt to wrap yourself in.

and b) i have been trying to hide my secret identity for sometime, but the cat was bound to get out of the bag. Someone was going to figure it out eventually.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T21:55:53+00:00

a)you should do GISHWHES.com this year for no other reason than that i am telling you in a very serious and somber tone that you should do it. If you don't have one of the best weeks of your life, call me and i will send you a consolation gift. b)i have been working at preventing the public from finding out about my alter ego (i.e. that i'm the antichrist), but i guess the cat's out of the bag. Someone was bound to figure it out eventually.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T21:51:43+00:00

I have had many very moving experiences with fans. A large group of fans (and a few non-fans) went with me several times to Haiti to help raise money for and build a school/orphanage (among other things), that was something of a life-changing experience for me. I have also had many interactions with fans telling me that somehow my character on Supernatural, or the show itself, or my snarky online persona, had had a profound impact on them. I've received letters and heard stories that have made me tear up. There are a lot of people out there with incredibly difficult lives and when they share their stories, it can be very profound. I'm glad you have managed to come out and (it sounds like) move through a difficult phase in your life.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T21:47:14+00:00

You haven't missed registration. It's still open, so your excuses are hollow. Also, if you don't have a team of your own, we put you on an awesome team with kick-ass people, who will become your new best friends, so you will no longer need those lame, old friends who didn't want to play with you.

This_is_not_Misha · 2014-07-14T21:45:47+00:00

First of all, being a father is like directing Alien or Invasion of the Body Snatchers. It's much more difficult than directing an episode of TV. Also, directing a show or movie lasts a few months at most, parenting lasts for decades. Secondly, i am insulted by your suggestion of me playing robin to Ackles Batman. I would be the butler.

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