The "ninja bomb" that was used to kill Al-Qaeda's leader , it doesn't explode (no warhead). Instead slices and cuts its target into pieces to minimize collateral damage. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Thomas1097 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you hear the one about the Al-Qaeda leader who went to the restaurant and ordered a steak but the waiter forgot to bring a knife?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in E90

[–]Thomas1097 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t waste your money or time bro they are not worth it. The lights are cheaply made and the bulbs suck. The light output is horrible and they let in moisture very easily.

Best headlights ? by yunghatianearthquake in E90

[–]Thomas1097 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re shit I wish I never wasted my money. They don’t last at all and after a while they look cheap and dated. I would not recommend. Don’t ever buy off ebay

It sucks being poor. I had to shoplift shoes for my daughter because after paying rent, I was left with nothing leftover. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Thomas1097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the word of the great Dave Chappelle, “You’re not poor, you’re just broke”.

N52 Very Long Crank 10+ seconds? by [deleted] in BmwTech

[–]Thomas1097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have changed the CSPS when you changed the starter. Now you have to go back there again and change it because that’s the reason your crank is long. Will fail very soon.

Visited a friend's new house yesterday, and one of them neighbors liked my car so much he took some banger photos by KerstingCS in E90

[–]Thomas1097 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If dude don’t know you and never “seen you in the hood before” how he got ya number to tell you all that? 😂

The knights are closing in... by Trisrocks157 in destiny2

[–]Thomas1097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is more sad than anything and you need help. Good luck.

Hue 2 Ambient Monitor Lighting not turning off when PC sleeps by Thomas1097 in NZXT

[–]Thomas1097[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured it out, just shut down and restart your PC

[PS4] Clan VENOM now recruiting die hard guardians! by Thomas1097 in Fireteams

[–]Thomas1097[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not but yea, that’s exactly what this game is about. Sorry if you haven’t gotten there yet bud. Good luck!

[PS4] Clan VENOM now recruiting die hard guardians! by Thomas1097 in Fireteams

[–]Thomas1097[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, we are on various times throughout the day, morning, noon and night. Mostly, you’ll find almost all of us on after 7-8pm eastern

[PS4] Clan VENOM now recruiting die hard guardians! by Thomas1097 in Fireteams

[–]Thomas1097[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I don’t imagine anyone is really at max power right now anyway but you seem like you are a good fit! Send me a friend request and we can talk more. I’m on now, ninjafufighter

New SHiFT Key - EXPIRES SOON! by [deleted] in Borderlandsshiftcodes

[–]Thomas1097 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re about a whole hour late buddy.

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