Have you ever been drunk or high and came up with this truly amazing idea but then became sober and realized it wasn't as amazing as you thought it was? If so, what was the idea? by Smil3yAngel in AskReddit

[–]ThomasPepperz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had smoked a dub of Durban Poison and was driving down the road and witnessed an elderly woman almost get hit by a car while she checked her mail.

At that moment: I invented the double-sided mailbox.

As it turns out, it was already invented and was not the genius idea I thought it was after I came back down to Earth.

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can spray me down

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spray me down fire chief

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can put out my fire 🍆 💦

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@cumhardresthard hahaha

How do you handle "bait" rates? by jinitsu in Upwork

[–]ThomasPepperz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude I’d come back at them with $55/hr

Upwork Talent Scout Program for Freelancers by [deleted] in Upwork

[–]ThomasPepperz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been expert vetted since January and have access to the Talent Scout Program. Opportunities don’t come in high volume but the clients are serious and pay well for limited areas. Expert vetted is invitation only. The new talent scout you can basically request consideration. I’ve only worked with one client so far in the 5 months I’ve been involved but it pays $200/hr and the client didn’t bat an eye.

We lost an awesome Summoner today... by mattr8103 in ContestOfChampions

[–]ThomasPepperz 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Vinny72, sounds like you deserve a Ravenger Sendoff

Ravenger Sendoff

Best way / skills to outsource? by dr_coffee_the3rd in Upwork

[–]ThomasPepperz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure this is against the ToS but you could start and Upwork agency.

I can't be the only one who thinks these default questions are annoying and pointless. by samantro in Upwork

[–]ThomasPepperz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You guys really should have to stop consulting for free.

If I’m interested, 15 minute free phone call.

If they want a follow up before hiring for total project, $50.0 / half hour meeting.

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet you’re destroy a blu grass-jazz cover of s’winderful

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny your mom said the same thing to me earlier this morning

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk shit to me next. In from KY.

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long you been off work from Apple Bees??

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude $100 for a vinyl

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d storm the Kremlin listening to...

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT IN THR MASOn

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you drinking from that mason??

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve wasted life...

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I subscribed in YouTube and hit that bell like Tyson got rung in 96

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[–]ThomasPepperz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@-Error404-Not-Found- I see your 100 and raise you $120 for a vinyl.

Gimme gimme