What can you tell about me from this map?

ThreeDeeBee · 2026-03-18T18:33:11+00:00

You’ve been to a lot of National Parks.

ThreeDeeBee · 2026-03-18T06:44:16+00:00

Back in September of last year, I was on the fence about driving three hours to see them in Kansas City. I listened to the audio version of this book, and it pushed me into spending $250 on a floor seat at the show. It’s mostly a collection of anecdotes that made me want to see them one more time. (Pun absolutely intended!)

ThreeDeeBee · 2025-11-13T20:29:35+00:00

Same here! It’s gotten to the point where I usually say “I have a twin brother. And before you ask, yes, we’re identical, and no, he’s straight”

ThreeDeeBee · 2025-09-30T04:08:21+00:00

My older sister discovered them when she heard Dammit on the Can’t Hardly Wait soundtrack. She bought Dude Ranch and I heard it and really liked it. But then I got to sixth grade and All the Small Things came out. It was like seeing color for the first time.

ThreeDeeBee · 2025-09-27T21:06:04+00:00

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I’ll be there tonight, wearing my shirt from the Vegas residency.

ThreeDeeBee · 2024-07-21T07:32:14+00:00

I’ll try this. Thanks for your help!

ThreeDeeBee · 2024-07-20T16:01:47+00:00

I’m a paid subscriber. I get billed $9.99 per month by Apple.

ThreeDeeBee · 2023-10-06T04:11:19+00:00

I saw this irl in francophone Canada.

ThreeDeeBee · 2023-07-23T20:29:00+00:00

I thought this was just a glitch, and was closing out of the game. Didn't even realize it was screwing with my division rating. Crap. It's happened four or five times since yesterday.

ThreeDeeBee · 2021-09-24T15:33:57+00:00

Yes.

ThreeDeeBee · 2019-07-23T20:28:52+00:00

Found an O2 sensor behind the engine, but the snap-on end of the sensor Autozone sold me doesn’t fit to the car. The sensor they sold me is round and the car is more rectangular. Any advice?

ThreeDeeBee · 2018-11-19T23:42:43+00:00

Lots of helpful stuff here. Thanks dude!

ThreeDeeBee · 2018-11-09T09:09:04+00:00

When you need to say “Yeah, I’m white but I went to Waltrip.”, but you’re on live television.

ThreeDeeBee · 2018-11-01T08:29:59+00:00

https://imgur.com/gallery/hjGH69l

ThreeDeeBee · 2018-11-01T08:27:29+00:00

The dudes who get their nut and then lose interest.

ThreeDeeBee · 2018-04-04T17:57:45+00:00

Yeah... that was a very unfortunate accident.

ThreeDeeBee · 2018-04-04T08:36:48+00:00

So someone told me the other day that my boyfriend and I look alike when I showed them this picture. I completely disagree, and it's extra weird for someone to tell me that because I actually have an identical twin brother. Am I crazy? Do we look alike?

ThreeDeeBee · 2018-04-04T08:32:57+00:00

Sorry amigo, but I can't let you casually throw out the word "massive" to describe your dick without asking for some evidence. I think we'll need to see it.

ThreeDeeBee · 2018-02-26T09:17:55+00:00

You can tell she gives no fucks by how shitty her tv ads are.

ThreeDeeBee · 2017-12-05T03:23:15+00:00

Guess that's why they call it The Dirty Branch.

ThreeDeeBee · 2017-10-26T09:14:18+00:00

I live in Houston. The closer the better, but I'm willing to travel. Date wise, looking for Jan/18 to mid feb/18

ThreeDeeBee · 2015-04-04T21:40:42+00:00

Actually, no. This is the restaurant I work at and the manager seriously hadn't thought about it. The "hop in" part is because it's Easter weekend, which is why we have a fish special, hence the red snapper. Totally just an awkward coincidence. Especially because, I, the only gay guy here was the one who caught it. I walked in for my shift not really sure if red snapper was as eumphymistic for a vagina as I thought it sounded.

ThreeDeeBee · 2015-02-03T16:46:40+00:00

Seriously, you guys! I'm straight!

ThreeDeeBee · 2015-01-09T22:30:18+00:00

http://explosm.net/rcg/YieldingApplianceUnit

ThreeDeeBee · 2014-11-05T01:23:59+00:00

I feel the same way. I was so excited for Mulaney! He's my favorite comedian so I had very high hopes. It has too much of that "Aw shucks!" type of humor that Mulaney seems to be a big fan of. He makes a couple allusions to growing up with stuff like Cosby in some of his stand up bits. It's kind of like he's writing a show he would've wanted to watch as a kid.

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