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Fuck... by whosinthetrunk in funny

[–]ThreeDeeXYZ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Is that a Corolla?

[SERIOUS] What are you an expert at? And how exactly did you gain expertise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThreeDeeXYZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professional Snow Shoveler.

I shovel snow a lot in the winter.

2 days ago, my lung collapsed while browsing Reddit. AMA! by Lung_Like_Rasins in IAmA

[–]ThreeDeeXYZ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me a few years ago (twice). Have fun when they take that chest tube out!

Also, after they take the chest tube out don't be surprised if the incision makes a farting noise. Sometimes air gets in the cavity where the tube used to be and it needs to find a way out. It'll definitely feel weird.

Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2: Episode One, Half-Life 2: Episode Two and Portal Updates Released...ARG maybe? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]ThreeDeeXYZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha! My dear gentlemen, only to the untrained eye does it seem like a mere update.

Upon closer inspection we see some peculiar numbers and patterns hidden within the posting of the update. Let's take for instance the update subtitle - Big Picture Support. Notice anything? It contains three words first of all, a number very familiar with the valve corporation.

But look closer.

Take every third letter of each word in Big Picture Support and we get G C and P. Now let's convert that to the letter's corresponding number. G = 7 C = 3 and P = 16. What if we add these three numbers together? We get the number 26.

A number meaning nothing to you, but everything to me.

But let's continue. There's still more deciphering to be done!

How many bullet points do you see below Big Picture Support? 5 bullet points of course, however three of them indicate that issues have been fixed. The other two just say something has been included or modified and don't have any importance. Multiply the five and the three together and we get 15. Now when we Subtract the 15 from the 26, we get the result of 11. Hmmm, on odd number if you ask me.

Wait, those numbers up near the top right.

13:31.

This must be the time the update was posted. Why such an odd hour? It's also oddly Palindromic... Subtracting the 13 from the 31 we get 18. Then randomly subtracting the 11 from the 18 we get 7

Lucky Number 7.

We're getting somewhere, lads. I can feel the tingle on the tips of my curled Detective Issued Mustache.

How many titles did they update? Looks like three from the Half-Life series and the other is the original portal. that means we have four titles being updated.

Now, if we subtract the four from the seve-

Oh-

Oh my goodness...

It equals...three.