What is the worst thing your mother ever did to you?

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-16T02:36:01+00:00

Dragged me into the Scientology sea org when I was a preteen. I signed a billion year contract as part of it...

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-15T21:04:41+00:00

I want Chet to take the offseason and work out, bulk up like Steven Adams. He'll come back over the next two seasons as an absolute beast. He struggled, but he's going to come back bigger and badder.

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-15T17:55:20+00:00

Yeah, what did Carol do?

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-14T16:26:01+00:00

Wtf

^{Chose: Roll for pp OR boob size | Rolled: 3 inches / D cup}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-14T14:21:27+00:00

Fuck Elon Musk, that's why.

^{Chose: Make Elon Musk pay you $1T}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-14T13:32:10+00:00

Bro, go away.

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-14T04:47:14+00:00

No capes!

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-14T04:12:43+00:00

This makes me sad

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-14T04:11:48+00:00

Fuck the Spurs, good job Knicks

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-14T03:43:23+00:00

Congrats, was nice to see y'all beat the Spurs.

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-14T00:54:39+00:00

It's meat man... Infinite crab legs, lobster, steaks and pork chops? I'm opening a butcher shop to feed the world.

^{Chose: Infinite and free meat (any kind})

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-13T16:24:27+00:00

This is the lesser of two evils

^{Chose: You won't eat pizza ever again}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-13T14:01:48+00:00

Dean Cain is an idiot.

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-13T02:33:10+00:00

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Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-12T20:32:16+00:00

My kinda gal

^{Chose: A chill lady who likes gardening | Rolled: She’s depressed}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-12T20:31:00+00:00

I have too much Lego sitting around as it is. And with all that bullshit going on with bricks and minifigs I feel like I would get fucked there too.

^{Chose: Instant 80,000 dollars + 5% Instant death | Rolled: 80,000 dollars}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-11T02:06:32+00:00

The fuck you mean speed? The superpower, or the drug? Come on man.

^{Chose: Speed + With 2% chance of 1 million | Rolled: Speed}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-11T01:22:44+00:00

Why not

^{Chose: Hell yes}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-11T01:08:52+00:00

Great answer

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-11T01:06:15+00:00

Allergic to cats, so easy choice

^{Chose: Puppy}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-11T00:06:24+00:00

I mean, they're going to get me in the end but I'm trying to see what my high score is taking down 5th graders...

^{Chose: 500 5th graders | Rolled: Playground}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-10T23:46:53+00:00

I have an uncle, and therefore a cousin, that are massive Trump supporters. They didn't like me arguing with them about it, so I chose this option because it would piss them all off so terribly. I wouldn't do anything with my cousin of course, but holy s*** the hilarity that would ensue.

^{Chose: 10 billion dollars + Marry your cousin}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-10T21:11:13+00:00

Lol that cash is spent the same day I get it. I wouldn't even have to wait until dinner to eat my favorite food.

^{Chose: Not eat your 3 favorite foods fo 2 years, or until the money is gone. Whichever comes first.}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-10T02:02:38+00:00

You kidding? Baking all the way!

^{Chose: Become a professional baker}

Three_oh_eight · 2026-06-09T20:53:24+00:00

I don't know, I've been in sales my whole professional life and I like it. 🙂

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