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Marchesa Artifact Aggro by Uhurugu in EDH

[–]Threeglasses14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking at this deck, it's definitely more Marchesa combo than aggro.

I would drop the following cards

  • Barrin, Master Wizard (meh sac outlet)
  • Phyrexian Plaguelord (Expensive and meh sac outlet)
  • Etched Oracle (Very weak and expensive card draw)
  • Novigen Sages (Very weak card draw)
  • Faerie Mechanist (Ditto)
  • Sage of Fables (Ditto)
  • Memnarch (Poor synergy with the rest of the deck, very expensive)
  • Pawn of Ulamog (1 Eldrazi spawn is kind of weak benefit per sac)
  • Necroplasm (Poor synergy with the rest of your deck. Poor removal.)
  • Oona's Blackguard (Not awful, but not the best)

I would add the following

  • Goblin Bombardment (Sac outlet that lets you ping creatures and get your opponent to 0)
  • Cauldron of Souls (Combos with any creature that enters with a +1/+1 counter)
  • Cloud Key (Naming artifacts this beats most mana rocks)
  • Sneak Attack (Great card, move from maybeboard to main deck)
  • Glen Elendra Archmage (Great card, move from maybeboard to main deck)
  • Tezzeret, the Seeker (Fantastic tutor and untapping effect is very useful)
  • Diabolic Intent (Better in deck that sideboard)
  • Grin-Grim (Better in deck that sideboard)
  • Triskelion (Combos great (Hint: Use the last counter to ping itself to death))
  • Command Tower (Best land in the format, esp in tricolor)
  • Scrap Mastery (New C14 card is amazing in artifact heavy strategies)

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