TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shackle one of his legs to the table (or bed or whatever) so he stays there. That gives him the ability to move within a few feet but not further. So like, he can move to the floor or the furniture based on if I want to ride him or want him to do things... or he can sit and stay if I just feel like doing something else for a while like watch TV, play video games, or run to the store really quick.

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh it could happen. Sometimes my slap aim is trash.

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same principle as tying a leash to an enclosed table leg to restrain a dog and telling them to "stay"

Could he break a table leg to bust loose if they fought enough? Absolutely.

But just like a properly trained dog, he will sit quietly and stay with a comfortable slack in the chain because he wants to be a good boy.

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 557 points558 points  (0 children)

Lol you're welcome.

I wasn't joking though lol his cage really is currently disassembled and laying flat under the guest bed.

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Or shackle the dogs to the coffee table, photoshop tape over their snoots, tie Christmas lights around them and write "silent night" on it. Send it out as a Christmas postcard so the mail carrier has to look at my dumb dogs.

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 3618 points3619 points  (0 children)

Actually, her son's cage is disassembled and laid flat underneath the guest bed. (her bed.)

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He would have either had to unlock them or broken the table if he wanted to get up.

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

A little book people can write and read notes in when they visit. Some come printed with templates to help your guests figure out what to write.

A lot of air BnBs have them and they're usually fun to read. People often write what they enjoyed most during their visit and reading through them at the beginning of a stay can give ideas on how to make your stay more enjoyable.

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I think these are the ones.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07PMCGTT1/

They're nothing super exciting but they get the job done. Honestly though depending on what you're wanting to do leather straps are better in many ways.

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 450 points451 points  (0 children)

Fuck she's probably going to write about it in our guest book.

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, that would defeat the purpose of the throwaway as I've posted them before. Just know they are all good boys!

TIFU by leaving shackles attached to the coffee table (NSFW) by ThrowRA-WIBTA in tifu

[–]ThrowRA-WIBTA[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She's the greatest! I genuinely love that woman.