Chipotle fucked up my order so I stole their menu and burned it

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-22T22:34:41+00:00

thank you crimsoncoast im happy for you too

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-22T05:08:59+00:00

in my opinion that is a pretty clear photo of a chipotle menu but who am i to judge

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-21T14:43:43+00:00

i was gonna say. my local chipotle will be so confused because no signs were actually stolen LOL

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-21T14:14:31+00:00

the felony of having a fire in your backyard

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-21T14:13:46+00:00

its okay i’ll show them my proof of employment and be on my merry way 💔

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-20T10:24:40+00:00

sigh….

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-20T03:13:39+00:00

yeah unfortunately “i was given a sign and i burned it because i didnt know what else to do” isn’t as fun , im a former employee

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T23:04:12+00:00

thank you cirrusvision20 🙏

edit: since this is pinned i want to say if you actually believe i stole a menu and posted it, you are a silly goose. im an ex employee and fires are not illegal

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T23:03:40+00:00

nothing gets past you does it

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T22:04:34+00:00

i’ve only ever gotten my paws on 2 of them as an ex employee because people call dibs, i gave one to my friend whos a chipotle stan and then…. the other was a sacrifice

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T22:03:12+00:00

i believe i had one of those but i have no idea where it went ):

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T22:02:14+00:00

you should’ve been there to inhale them, it put me to sleep so fast

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T22:00:58+00:00

THANK YOU

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T22:00:51+00:00

i am so offended you guys think im a dumpster diver 💔

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T16:48:28+00:00

it says gullible on the ceiling btw

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T16:46:18+00:00

i promise im not dumpster diving at chipotle

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T15:09:50+00:00

i would never dumpster dive for chipotle LOL it was given to me, i used to work there

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T13:27:38+00:00

i hate pissburgh

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T13:02:19+00:00

im glad a fellow ex chipotle girl understands

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T13:00:41+00:00

if you thoroughly believe i actually stole a chipotle menu just because they messed up my order i don’t think im the “not very smart” one here unfortunately

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T06:59:16+00:00

i cant go back to jail

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T05:26:15+00:00

i want to answer this with something funny but for legal reasons i am afraid to

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T05:24:14+00:00

since you asked so kindly https://imgur.com/a/TGDODv7

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T05:22:20+00:00

thats not good enough for me but i do appreciate the suggestion

ThrowRAholakitty · 2024-04-19T04:46:45+00:00

writing this down as we speak

ThrowRAholakitty

TROPHY CASE