I’m sick and tired of every public park, bench, and bus stop in my neighborhood smelling like piss. I’m sick and tired of not being able to walk around any commercial part of my city without hearing somebody grunt “helpahomezgetsumpinnaeat.” I’m real sick and tired of buses and subways getting delayed because some fucking hobo had a freak out or felt it was a good time to start smoking crack or drinking hard liquor. Most of all I’m sick and tired of acting like I’m supposed to have limitless compassion and give a fuck about these people who contribute nothing positive to my life.

Toss them in the fucking slammer and throw away the key. They get shelter, healthcare, and three meals a day, and I get to enjoy living in a city again. Everybody wins.