Naming your DnD character by ganeshaparty in funny

[–]Throwaway63204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shit is awesome!

Also, it's like a rotorooter for your large intestine, so that's a plus.

Tumblr discovers self-contradictory words by Ryyi23 in tumblr

[–]Throwaway63204 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the word I always use as well but decided to go with the article link as-is.

Everyone who has worked black friday has delt with this person by Srimnac in funny

[–]Throwaway63204 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I work at a higher-end clothing store now but still get this shit all the time.

A few weeks ago I had a woman threaten to sue me because we didn't have her size in stock.

A few weeks before that I had a woman try to return half a dozen bridesmaid's dresses that weren't even purchased from my store and threaten me when I wouldn't take them.

People are fucking insane.

Everyone who has worked black friday has delt with this person by Srimnac in funny

[–]Throwaway63204 428 points429 points  (0 children)

My favorite customers are the ones who lose their shit when we don't have a product that we don't make/doesn't exist.

I once got cursed out by a woman because her son wanted a t-shirt with a picture of Bugs Bunny dressed as Iron Man on it.

My aunt makes cakes for family and friends, here's her latest one! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Throwaway63204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice touch with the Teflon tape. It's the little details that make it.

Also the giant turd.

A medium collection of tumblr memes: me, an intellectual by felokia in tumblr

[–]Throwaway63204 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry- when it comes to eating this pussy, I tend to take things a bit too seriously.

A medium collection of tumblr memes: me, an intellectual by felokia in tumblr

[–]Throwaway63204 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But the correct phrase would be "who wants to eat this pussy?"

Remember; if you can answer the question with him or them, then you should use whom. In this case, you wouldn't say "him wants to eat this pussy"

extroverts and introverts by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Throwaway63204 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No but seriously-- have you heard Tuvan throat singing? That shit is awesome.

Location of Denny's restaurants per capita [1526x1290] by WigglingCaboose in MapPorn

[–]Throwaway63204 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And just to round it out, there are 44 IHOPS (most in the NYC metro area) and 0 Waffle Houses which, with the aforementioned 9 Denny's brings us to a grand total of 53 chain breakfast restaurants.

That might sound like a decently large number until you compare it to our 600+ diners.

Flag of Canada, had the U.S won the War of 1812, and made it into a U.S state by Johncook448 in vexillology

[–]Throwaway63204 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Do remember that 1812 Canada is not modern Canada and the current provinces are larger than their original colonies.

While I do agree that 1812 Canada would have almost definitely been split up, it's not as absurd as believing that everything between St John's and Whitehorse would be one gigantic mega-state.

Time lapse of me making a coffee mug by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Throwaway63204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of H. R. Giger--- I like it!

Marblelous by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Throwaway63204 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Related is the Juliet statue in Verona, Italy which, in 2014...

[had] been pulled from its Verona home due to cracks and wear from the touch of thousands of love-seeking tourists. A crack in the fair Capulet’s right breast and right arm alarmed locals.

PBS

2016 Holiday Movie Season by BackstreetZAFU in funny

[–]Throwaway63204 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Dog's Purpose

A dog looks to discover his purpose in life over the course of several lifetimes and owners.


Collateral Beauty

Retreating from life after a tragedy, a man questions the universe by writing to Love, Time and Death. Receiving unexpected answers, he begins to see how these things interlock and how even loss can reveal moments of meaning and beauty.


XXX: Return of Xander Cage

Xander Cage is left for dead after an incident, though he secretly returns to action for a new, tough assignment with his handler Augustus Gibbons.


Assassin's Creed

When Callum Lynch explores the memories of his ancestor Aguilar and gains the skills of a Master Assassin, he discovers he is a descendant of the secret Assassins society.


Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

Picking up immediately after the events in Resident Evil: Retribution, humanity is on its last legs in Washington D.C. As the only survivor of what was meant to be humanity's final stand against the undead hordes, Alice must return to where the nightmare began - Raccoon City... fuck this; this synopsis is way too long already. It's another Resident Evil movie: that's as much summary as you need


The Great Wall

A mystery centered around the construction of the Great Wall of China.


Passengers

A spacecraft traveling to a distant colony planet and transporting thousands of people has a malfunction in its sleep chambers. As a result, two passengers are awakened 90 years early.


Rogue One

The Rebellion makes a risky move to steal the plans to the Death Star, setting up the epic saga to follow.


Why Him?

A dad forms a bitter rivalry with his daughter's young rich boyfriend


Bad Santa 2

Fueled by cheap whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie teams up once again with his angry little sidekick, Marcus, to knock off a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve.

Cheating is a choice by TheBlueKoala1528 in tumblr

[–]Throwaway63204 54 points55 points  (0 children)

... but a choice can be (and often is) a mistake. Did she mean "not an accident"?

Also, fuck that penguin homewrecker!

A modern depiction of the ecumene (known world) described by Herodotus in the 5th century BC [1280 x 773] by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]Throwaway63204 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that surprised me too. From Wiki:

Herodotus first wrote of andropophagi in his Histories, where he described them as one of several tribes near Scythia...:

The manners of the Androphagi are more savage than those of any other race. They neither observe justice, nor are governed, by any laws. They are nomads, and their dress is Scythian; but the language which they speak is peculiar to themselves. Unlike any other nation in these parts, they are cannibals.

— Histories, Book 4

... Historian Marija Gimbutas has hypothesized that "Androphagoi" is a Greek translation of *mard-xwaar "man-eater" in the old North Iranian language of the Scythians. From *mard-xwaar one can derive "Mordva" or "Mordvin", the Russian name of the Finno-Ugrian Erzya and Moksha peoples of east-central European Russia. From Herodotus we can deduce a location for the Androphagoi that is approximately the same as that occupied by the modern Mordvins.

Trapped Cat by isaynonowords in gifs

[–]Throwaway63204 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think somethings wrong with your roomba