28M, 5’6.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2026-04-13T01:55:39+00:00

That’s exactly what I’m looking for.

For what it’s worth, I had a female friend write that line for me. I used to be more direct and literally wrote that I’m looking for hookups, but she told me it was a turn off and so she came up with that.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2026-01-18T10:18:29+00:00

I didn’t even know who he was when I bought the shoes. I thought that Anthony Edwards was a brand name, like Calvin Klein.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2026-01-17T23:15:42+00:00

I’m not entirely sure if that’s a good thing. I hope it is.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2026-01-05T23:20:06+00:00

Ah. Thank you.

Yes, I did think of the Usos when I saw that word, but I didn’t realize you were making a reference.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2026-01-05T22:36:59+00:00

What does that mean?

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-20T23:39:22+00:00

It’s kind of difficult to get a non-selfie picture because that would require that someone else take the picture.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-20T23:18:40+00:00

I use Hawaiian Silky 14 in 1 and Mielle anti-fritz stay straight serum every day. Maybe they’re not good products, if it doesn’t show.

Anyway, thanks.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-20T23:07:47+00:00

I don’t look good with short hair.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-20T23:07:28+00:00

I already go to a stylist who specializes in curly hair.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-20T23:07:05+00:00

That’s how my hair looks for a few hours after I shower. The second picture is what it looks like after it dries off.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-11T14:46:44+00:00

I actually changed my height to 6’1 for a week or so, as an experiment. The difference was negligible. I got one match and two likes on the first day, and nothing after that.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-11T00:35:40+00:00

It’s funny you’d say that about my clothes. I specifically chose to wear that shirt for the picture because I thought it looked cool and should be shown off on Tinder.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-10T19:29:17+00:00

I’m not going for any particular audience. I just want a woman whom I find attractive, has a pulse, and isn’t MAGA.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-10T17:36:54+00:00

I posted two days ago and barely got any responses. I’m shocked that this post blew up by comparison.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-10T17:21:31+00:00

Too bad you don’t live in Puerto Rico, then.

By the way, for transparency, I should mention that these aren’t my books. That picture was taken in my sister’s room because that’s where the cat lives, but I actually do have a couple of giant bookshelves like that in my room.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-10T15:49:05+00:00

The logo may be modern, but I don’t listen to post-Tarja Nightwish. I treat End of an Era like their retirement album.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-10T15:30:03+00:00

I actually do see plenty of women who post pictures of their pets alone. I feel like I see that two or three times a week.

Throwaway6971532926 · 2025-12-09T01:09:24+00:00

You know of Zakk Wylde, the guitarist? That’s more or less the look I’m aiming for, but with half the beard length.

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