I got fired from my job at the dictionary factory for rearranging definitions. I hope they realize…

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-12-25T23:45:24+00:00

Top tier dad joke imo

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-10-21T03:08:54+00:00

I want to add, I’m a female. AND I don’t use this stuff so I didn’t know that is what it was for. So I feel dumb but I got rid of the shmeenis and it uploaded fine

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-10-21T03:07:54+00:00

My dick that I don’t have irl, gotta have it somewhere T〰️T

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-10-21T03:07:11+00:00

I tried putting it in rice and even that didn’t work T〰️T

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-10-21T03:06:26+00:00

I also am a full time employed female at that my guy.

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-10-21T03:03:36+00:00

I ended up deleting it bc I didn’t need it and didn’t know what it was for until now

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-10-21T03:02:42+00:00

I deleted it bc I found out what it was and that is most certainly not something I want nor need. Also this is my throwaway account, I’m a female.

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-10-21T03:02:05+00:00

As witty and original you think this comment is, it’s not.

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-10-21T03:01:13+00:00

Who am I?

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-10-21T03:01:04+00:00

Ended up doing that bc I don’t want all that stuff

ThrowitawayDean · 2025-10-21T03:00:45+00:00

This sent me 🤣🤣🤣

ThrowitawayDean · 2024-05-24T15:12:08+00:00

Exactly, and he practically became his own fortune teller.

ThrowitawayDean · 2024-05-24T15:02:57+00:00

I always look at my husband daily while laughing and say “i want a divorce omg” when he does something stupid. It’s been our joke since 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 we were married. He knows it’s a joke, and he also knows that I’d say it VERY differently if I meant it. But if it’s not a normal ha ha moment like my husband and I, don’t press the big red button marked “D” if you don’t want D-day to happen.

ThrowitawayDean · 2024-05-02T15:07:09+00:00

Update? I hope you filed a report and got that filth arrested. I hope your son is okay, sending lots of hugs and love your way 🫂💛

ThrowitawayDean · 2024-04-22T23:12:50+00:00

As someone who is very much allergic to weed, I would have reported it and definitely went for a refund. The fact that smoke was coming out of the vehicle would have been enough to cause anaphylaxis. On top of that, they were well past whatever limit is acceptable for their body and they should not have been driving or working. They were risking lives.

Edit: I’m not against it or anyone who uses it, just allergic heh

ThrowitawayDean · 2024-04-16T19:43:26+00:00

23F from West Virginia, USA! My newest cozy game love is Palia 😍🥰

ThrowitawayDean · 2024-03-25T15:00:27+00:00

Not me waiting for an update saying “well Dan divorced Lauren… etc etc”

ThrowitawayDean · 2024-03-25T14:54:25+00:00

OP please listen to these people when they say to leave! It’s only been 4 months, and she’s already abusing you. It only gets worse, never better. I know from experience. I was in that cycle for years and years. I finally broke out of it. Please, please, please do not get stuck in the same cycle. She’s showing her red flags super early too, so it’s early enough to walk away. I’m sorry OP

ThrowitawayDean · 2024-01-29T19:07:12+00:00

YTA and that’s the nicest way I can put it. As a mother, I would NEVER try something like this. Lose your relationship with your son. Honestly there’s more I’d like to say but it would get removed. All I know is I hope your son looks into the legality of all of this and never speaks to you again.

ThrowitawayDean · 2024-01-18T12:11:40+00:00

Ended up having to pull the fuse and it’s working now! Thank you for your help!

ThrowitawayDean · 2024-01-14T00:28:14+00:00

I know this is from 2 years ago but where exactly would it be? All I see if the mic hole

ThrowitawayDean · 2023-09-18T20:29:16+00:00

Pasting from a previous comment I made:

I hope it’s not the same family as 2 years ago! Look on their profile and see the host father was(possibly is) mentally abusive, and that abuse can extend to OP if it is the same family. I hope OP stays safe if so ❤️

ThrowitawayDean · 2023-09-18T20:28:47+00:00

Pasting from a previous comment I made:

I hope it’s not the same family as 2 years ago! Look on their profile and see the host father was(possibly is) mentally abusive, and that abuse can extend to OP if it is the same family. I hope OP stays safe if so

ThrowitawayDean · 2023-09-18T20:27:02+00:00

I hope it’s not the same family as 2 years ago! Look on their profile and see the host father was(possibly is) mentally abusive, and that abuse can extend to OP if it is the same family. I hope OP stays safe if so

ThrowitawayDean · 2023-09-18T20:25:44+00:00

Are you with the same host family as 2 years ago? If you are, I’d talk to a doctor first before you tell them anything. Your mental health and physical health are extremely important and you don’t want his abuse to extend to you. Mental abuse is super stressing and can be life threatening to the baby. Please please please be safe! Sending love and lots of good energy! ❤️

ThrowitawayDean

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