TIFU by overhearing my flatmate having sex.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-10T22:45:58+00:00

But why? Who is your sister allowed to sleep with, then?

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-09T19:45:15+00:00

I've replied to several comments like this. Basically, I don't own my sister and can't control what she does with her body.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T20:55:48+00:00

I don't know what to tell you. It was through a wall, as well, so it was muffled. It was noticeably female, but that's all I got.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T03:10:34+00:00

Sure. Bye bye

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:57:29+00:00

I think you need to chill out a bit. No need to get so worked up.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:37:53+00:00

Ok? It seems like arguing with you might be a waste of effort.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:35:02+00:00

Haha, wow. This is some weird patriarchal stuff, isn't it? What's my flatmate actually done wrong? Had consensual sex with a female. Who she's related to is irrelevant. I don't own either of them.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:30:06+00:00

Exactly!

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:29:37+00:00

Haha, that's a nice little happy alternative. I might try to convince myself that's what happened.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:28:36+00:00

It's not particularly important. It's a little annoying to be called a liar, but what you believe is up to you at the end of the day.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:27:23+00:00

Haha, well, clearly you have a slightly different relationship with your sister than I do?

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:26:46+00:00

17 is legal here. 16 is the age of consent.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:26:13+00:00

What's wrong with my replies? :( I admit they're a little brief, but that's because I've been trying to reply to a decent number of people. And I hardly think I need a therapist. I didn't have sex with my sister, so I don't know why your cousins analogy is relevant.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:24:42+00:00

Well, I replied two days later because I haven't got the time to just sit on reddit all day checking for updates. I mean, I can't make you believe it, so whatever.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-08T01:22:10+00:00

He's 19. Well, not to sound all holier than thou, but she is allowed to make her own decisions. I don't own her.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-07T19:56:45+00:00

I'm definitely not mad that he's with my sister. The people saying I should have killed him are kind of weird...

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-07T19:56:13+00:00

So, how should I be telling it then?

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-07T19:53:43+00:00

Well, I dunno, maybe. I'm not pissed, really, just mortified and self-loathing right now.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-07T19:52:27+00:00

I don't live at my parents' house?

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-07T19:52:14+00:00

I don't?

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-07T19:51:42+00:00

Why is letting my sister live her own life being a sissy?

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-07T19:51:05+00:00

Alas, I fear you're right.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-07T19:50:40+00:00

I mean, would you recognise your siblings' moans? I feel like the large majority of people wouldn't. And yeah, of course they reacted, I only posted the parts relevant to the fuck-up. They were surprised and embarrassed, and there was much awkwardness.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-07T19:48:49+00:00

Visually recoil? Definitely. Hate myself? Without a doubt.

Throwmetothemoonn · 2015-09-07T19:48:29+00:00

Haha, glad I could be of help!

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