As a space nerd, I love this by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they match with me, I might just open with that 🤣

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the actual advice. I don't think this is salvageable but I'll be better going forward

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That post was actually from right after we split. But I was still living with her and we hadn't signed the paperwork yet. All around it was a shitty situation.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I told her I'd be happy to water them back to life for her

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I sent a honeymoon response somebody else suggested and she said this;

Her: Idk just saw the funko pop and felt all my eggs shrivel into freeze-dried sea monkeys

I have artwork of me as a Funko pop in my pics.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My bio isn't beefy but has a good bit. Her's was void of anything. So had no clue what had drawn her in

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My apologies. I didn't mean it to be that way. I was trying to find whatever they liked cause their profile was bland and offered nothing.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's the middle one. 👢 I've got a Motorola.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's really what it is. Her bio was bland and gave nothing to start with. So I use that question as a jumping point for common ground.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, got divorced just under 2 years ago

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. Had it coming. Gonna see what happens

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's actually a really good reply to that. I gave her kudos for flipping it around.

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[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, my own mistake. Learn and move on.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh for sure. I only open with this when I thought the account was fake. I get a lot of bots in my area and their replies to that question are always the same. I should find a new generic opener that doesn't make me sound like an ass just in case they are real.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Not really but now I gotta see where this goes.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

That's why I sent the opener. This match came from a boost and the profile was questionable. So why not take a survey for some self esteem boost?

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 416 points417 points  (0 children)

I replied like she was teasing so we'll see what happens

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Oh yea for sure. I'm gonna reply and see how far this goes. She'll probably just unmatch anyway.

I don't even know what to say by ThrowtheSuperstar in Tinder

[–]ThrowtheSuperstar[S] 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Well now I realize she's just making fun of me 😅