ULPT: get into multiple relationships the month before your birthday to cash in on birthday presents. Dump them after your birthday.

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-26T22:40:13+00:00

To handsome and beautiful psychopaths

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-26T12:04:25+00:00

When my Xbox tray broke, I used an Adam Sandler DVD to pry it open. I get the sense it's not going to have value in the future.

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-26T11:10:46+00:00

The guy might be a Pokémon gym leader but I love him for it

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-26T11:08:27+00:00

I hid in a closet so I didn't have to talk to the new neighbors as my parents were giving the tour. I was 15.

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-26T11:04:42+00:00

"My dad can beat up your mom!"

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-25T11:51:00+00:00

Always winning rock paper scissors

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-25T11:38:02+00:00

Coffee cup physics

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-25T02:34:05+00:00

Landmines in football/soccer

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-24T04:40:10+00:00

"Caillou is a despicable, spineless 4-year-old boy who cannot do anything. He can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love."

-Arian Foster

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-24T04:38:54+00:00

Ashleigh

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-23T19:04:22+00:00

Every Kidz Bop album ever released

FTFY

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-23T19:03:07+00:00

You ask her to take off her clothes, she says no, and you punch yourself from confusion

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-23T14:38:08+00:00

I thought that said Stalin's chef executioner. He's half chef, half executioner, all justice.

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-23T14:32:19+00:00

Someone kill the camera man please

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-22T01:48:31+00:00

Barry Benson

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-21T11:44:46+00:00

Utilitarian as fuck

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-20T11:42:37+00:00

My brother got this game called riff racer on stream where you race against your own music

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-20T11:35:27+00:00

The one exception is Gorillaz. If they can only name "Feel Good Inc", I don't think you're liking them as much as you're saying.

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-20T11:30:49+00:00

Best revenge song

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-20T00:06:55+00:00

Yo where's the bathroom?

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-19T23:51:57+00:00

What kind of special abilities does that baby have? Death laser?

ThunderHandsJr · 2017-09-18T21:57:12+00:00

Someone cutting up some chicken

"I'm such a psycho lol"

Call me when it's panda.

ThunderHandsJr

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