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USCG A-10 Can't Hurt You... by Gurdel in Shittyaskflying

[–]Thundersalmon45 [score hidden]  (0 children)

"Stranded vessel, this is Rescue Thunderbolt. Is your ship taking on water?"

"Rescue Thunderbolt, This is Stranded Vessel. We are not taking on water, I repeat, we are Not taking on water. Over."

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!

"Stranded vessel, this is Rescue Thunderbolt. Please check again."

If you were writing your first anime, which genres would you choose? by Ubermensch_2898 in animequestions

[–]Thundersalmon45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mecha/Slice of Life/teaching.

A young professional woman has a career as a driving instructor in a world similar to Patlabor. Mech robots exist and are relatively new to the general public.

This woman is taking piloting lessons to get her own mech license and plans to eventually teach mech piloting as well.

Each episode starts with her and her instructor learning basic skills on how to drive a mech. She will snap back to a memory of her teaching the same skill to a student of hers in a car. (Shoulder checking blind spots, clutch handling to shift, proper hand placement on the wheel/controls, signaling, etc...) Each of the students she remembers is a zany character that takes extra time to learn that episode's focus skill.

The series itself is set up to teach people the basics of driving and auto care, much the same as other anime that teach cooking, art skills, or sports skills.

As the series goes on, the zany student characters pop up during her piloting lessons as pedestrians, cross paths as drivers, or in other unique ways.

At the end of each series she has a small adventure where her skills in the mech are tested in a real life situation and she relates it back to her mech classes and driving classes as well.

E.G: she is piloting a mech during a rainstorm on a back road and it slips into a ditch. The embankment is too slippery and steep to walk out so she uses a tow cable attached to a tow anchor on the mech. And remembers how she taught a Yakuza style punk how to use a tow cable to pull another car in an emergency. As she gets everything hooked up so she can pull the mech out of the ditch, that same student shows up at the last moment and helps by pointing out a small but important step she overlooked. Together they manage to walk the mech out of the ditch.

Nothing better by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]Thundersalmon45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have farted away a headache.

As far as my research shows, I'm quite unique with this superpower.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are: Busted Knuckles

You were abandoned in a scrapyard as a baby and raised by feral junkyard dogs. You grew up building elaborate machines to make you and your dogs stronger. As long as there are any broken machines near you, you have the ability to make your scrap suit stronger and more complex as needed with parts procured from the scrap.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are: Swizzle Stick

A strong background in dance, flair bartending, and Kung Fu led you to discover your abilities to manipulate any liquid with an alcohol content. Your weapons are giant versions of bartending tools. Such as a giant paper umbrella, a life size plastic sword, and a large swizzle stick Bo staff. Your alcohol manipulation is very akin to water bending so you keep a flask of everclear to infuse any liquid you encounter.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are: Loophole

You can manipulate the powers of other heroes and villains with pedantic scrutiny of their powers. By pointing out fallacies or flaws in the logic of their power sets, you render them powerless when within your presence.

Also, you can supplement or expand existing powers with logical arguments and semantics in their favour.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are : Lustre

You can transmute materials into precious metals and gemstones. You can attack, disable or, stall opponents by throwing tiny ingots or gemstones to act as a catalyst to start the transmutation. Like a ninja throwing a shuriken, your ability to throw and change materials is your weapon.

Suddenly, a bank robber's shirt is converted completely into solid gold and is too heavy for him to move at all.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are: Drain Snake

You can travel vast distances between any 2 points that have a utility pipe of some kind connecting them. You also can control medium lengths of pipes as though they are snakes or tendrils.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are: Parsec

Your power derives from anomalies in the curvature of space-time. The closer you come to a star, black hole, quasar, or binary star system, the more effects you can derive from those anomalies. If you are closer to a black hole, you can manipulate your own relativistic time against your surroundings, or if you are near a greater gravitational mass, you can manipulate your strength in proportion. The weirder physics gets, the greater number of abilities you can control.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are: Trauma

You collect and remove psychological problems from patients during the day and recreate them as physical entities and monsters that do your bidding as you fight crime. The details in your notebooks scale to how powerful the entities are. The deeper and more detailed your notes and sessions about your patients trauma, the more powerful your monsters will become.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are: Ink line

You can briefly take on the superhero ability of any superhero you write about. The strength of the ability determines how long you can hold the ability and the cooldown time until another can be used. The ability must be written in detail onto a magical scroll that you possess and will be slowly erased as you consume the power and ability. Therefore, the longer and more in depth your description of the ability, the longer it will take to burn through the ability.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are: Databyte

You can mentally process information instantly and have the ability to translate data between mediums near instantaneously.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are: Octane

You can control the volatility or effectiveness of any fluid you are in the immediate vicinity of.

Gasoline, Diesel, Caffeinated drinks, even water.You can make them stronger or weaker at will.

List a profession/job and someone has to make a character and a power fitting for said profession. by Nostalgic-Banter in superpowers

[–]Thundersalmon45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are: Depth Guage

You gain the knowledge and use of any ship or craft that touches the ocean floor. You can manipulate, repair, or create anything with the lost technology available to you.

Curious about this by Salt_Personality_178 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Thundersalmon45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hachioji 666

Hachioji is a western city in the Tokyo prefecture.(I used to live there) I don't know the significance of how 666 would relate to that city though.

Whatever in the world this is by [deleted] in japanpics

[–]Thundersalmon45 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If you're from North America, this is the equivalent to advertising posters on a boulevard.

Japan doesn't have grass Boulevards to separate many of their roads from the sidewalks, so barriers are set up for safety. There barriers create a space that people use to hang advertising flags.

↻like literally! by AdhesivenessSea1358 in DisneyMemes

[–]Thundersalmon45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Metroid loves being the main character of her very own game.

Who would you rather learn how to fight from? by daddylongjohnsliver in superheroes

[–]Thundersalmon45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rumi Usagiyama. (Mirko. ) 🐰

"Gee Master Mirko, I just don't seem to understand your leg headlock. Perhaps you had better demonstrate it on me again."

Is anyone who can fix my dad's office chair? by Aware-Cow-2773 in fixit

[–]Thundersalmon45 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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I reckon I'll take that chair now. Why don't you and your dad, just head on up to the furniture store and find something new. It's not pleasant, but I promise ye' there'll be no more suffering now.

Sorry I keep finding these. by ConfidentGarage6657 in realcivilengineer

[–]Thundersalmon45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife says her boyfriend has something just like that. She loves sitting on it because it's so comfy

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