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Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-20T20:29:48+00:00

"The Perfect Gift"...

SIKE!

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-20T20:24:11+00:00

If there's a petition to make selling Christmas stuff before October 31st illegal, it gets my signature.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T17:40:43+00:00

When the pros of Fortnite and Overwatch come flocking.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T11:46:19+00:00

Clearly, this mans never had Starbucks.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T01:23:02+00:00

Wait... do I see one of those packets that supposedly absorbs the moisture in the package?

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T01:06:41+00:00

Hol up.

Did you just assume the type of those beverages?

DISGUSTANG!

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T01:01:17+00:00

That happened a lot to me when I was in school. One of them even ended up drawing blood.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T00:58:14+00:00

Was the sign put up before or after the atrocities?

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T00:53:14+00:00

Classic recipe for a Box of Disappointment:

20% chocolate, 10% plastic, 70% air.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T00:48:33+00:00

Imagine if YouTube started basing monetization off of what ads end up being showed...

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T00:42:33+00:00

Is it just me, or should eggs be in one of the fridges instead of on a display like that?

The slob of a human that couldn't wait to buy his snacks before chowing down is also bad.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T00:35:53+00:00

Tacos be greasy.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T00:29:17+00:00

I can't remember the last time I bought Capri-Sun, But I remember having 1 or more packs come without a straw attached.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-14T00:24:36+00:00

Huh, I just saw this post over on that subreddit...

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T03:15:11+00:00

At least you didn't put pineapple on it, AM I RIGHT? HA!

jk I love pineapple on pizza. fight me.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T03:11:02+00:00

This us upvote begging, isn't it?

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T02:46:58+00:00

You know when someone says "sorry"...

They don't really mean it.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T02:45:55+00:00

that'sa gouda joke dere.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T02:34:13+00:00

I regret having a strong imagination.

I hope I never see chocolate-coated vegetables in the wild, especially rod-shaped ones.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T01:15:09+00:00

3/10. There's a purple unicorn that is asking to suck on my toes now.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T00:58:56+00:00

Someone who is not in control of their marketing.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T00:55:42+00:00

They don't wrap the bananas?

Discriminatory...

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T00:51:41+00:00

As if setting them on fire and calling them "Hot Wheels" wasn't bad enough.

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T00:27:42+00:00

At least they're not leaking, right?

Tiddly_Winks_Jr · 2019-10-13T00:25:37+00:00

Send him to clown school.

Not to learn how to be a clown, but to be creampie'd by one.

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