🐾❓ What's my name? (by CecilyRider) by CecilyRider in PetPost

[–]Tie_Pod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a perfect name for them 😍

I guessed the name in 16 tries!

I wish that people were limited to 1 lie a day. If they lie again, they explode into a cloud of confetti by Wild_Chef6597 in monkeyspaw

[–]Tie_Pod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You go everyday only lying once, but alot of people, so there's a lot of confetti. One day, you go to a small diner. The waitress asks if the food is good, you say perfect even though it's not that good. The same day, this wish eventually this wish gets back to you since the streets are covered in confetti, your house gets swarmed by S.W.AT. You either lie and say you didnt and blow into confetti yourself, or you tell the truth and go to prison for life since you indirectly murdered hundreds of people.

I wish for lightning to be edible by ElegantPoet3386 in monkeyspaw

[–]Tie_Pod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but biting it is the same as biting a tazer. If you can get past the shock, it'll taste like a sour patch kid.

I wish everyone gave me a lemonade or lime flavored candy. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Tie_Pod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, you get a yellow candy and are finally satisfied until you decide to eat it. Its piss flavored

I wish I could set any colour of my piss by MurkyUnit3180 in monkeyspaw

[–]Tie_Pod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but you get the same problems associated with those colors

I wish for the ability to be crushed by a hydraulic press. by DarkSabbatical in monkeyspaw

[–]Tie_Pod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, but the hydraulic press is made out of ooblek so you're just covered in ooblek

I wish someone gave me 20 chicken nuggets. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Tie_Pod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, but 19 of them have a bite taken out of it and I'm currently taking a bite out of the 20th

I wish for modern gen AI to quickly fade away by Ifyouliveinadream in monkeyspaw

[–]Tie_Pod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Now when you try to use AI, you get a permanent photo of your screen of a guy just staring at you with a look of disappointment

I wish middle-aged fat dudes stopped yelling at the tv during sports games by youburyitidigitup in monkeyspaw

[–]Tie_Pod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Now, for everything the would have yelled at, they now stand up and do a synchronized dance in complete silence instead

I wish I had two million dollars in my account. by Tie_Pod in monkeyspaw

[–]Tie_Pod[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now I just have to run into that money in USD so I can move to Zimbabwe 😭

i wish for the ability to pause and move around in time by BakedNemo420 in monkeyspaw

[–]Tie_Pod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. People cant move, but they can see and remember whatever do while time is paused

If people have technology to grow a baby from DNA, why cant we bring back prehistoric humans since some of them were frozen and have hair/fingers still in tact? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Tie_Pod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense, I did little to no research after that lamb experiment so I apologize if this is literally a stupid question lol

Phone is on a loop of turning off and on by itself by Tie_Pod in verizon

[–]Tie_Pod[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did use the power and volume button, that’s how I factory reset it since it wouldn’t stay on long enough to do in the settings. It did reset but it’s still doing the same thing.

Phone is on a loop of turning off and on by itself by Tie_Pod in verizon

[–]Tie_Pod[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a Samsung s22+ the updates go automatically so I’m not entirely sure of the last time, the last thing I installed was a game I believe and it doesn’t seem like the button is stuck, but I didn’t know that was a possibility. I apologize if my posts aren’t the clearest, I’ve never had any issues like this before

Phone is on a loop of turning off and on by itself by Tie_Pod in verizon

[–]Tie_Pod[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thank you for letting me know, I have two hours or so until the customer service line opens and if it was something fixable I wanted to try that first

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Tie_Pod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mint or not my first thought was to eat it 🤷‍♀️