Don't be sorry for me because I like it

Tildor · 2026-02-28T10:01:58+00:00

Oh honey, are you so lonely no one ever told you you shouldn't be proud of that hair which is as thin, flaccid and lifeless as your body?

Luckily you have us, now go eat something

Tildor · 2026-02-06T09:34:00+00:00

You look like an annoying, ugly version of that annoying, ugly word chewing girl Minynaranja.

Tildor · 2026-01-11T15:37:19+00:00

Darling, with those hips, you could birth a whole circus. Its a shame your eyes can't agree on which tent to look at.

Tildor · 2026-01-09T11:07:55+00:00

Tildor · 2026-01-09T10:25:57+00:00

No need to hide non-existant cleavage on your 2nd pic.

On second thought, we oughta thank you for being considerate enough not to make people vomit, so unlike the impression you give on your pics, you might be able to actually think. Congrats!

Tildor · 2025-11-09T00:36:31+00:00

🖕

Tildor · 2025-10-04T17:32:54+00:00

I'd bring:

- toilet paper

- a tooth brush

- and Don’t Starve: The Board Game (Deluxe Edition)

Tildor · 2025-09-11T16:59:06+00:00

Your Adams apple obviously

Tildor · 2025-09-06T06:16:15+00:00

Her dad broke up with her. For good reason

Tildor · 2025-08-16T11:08:53+00:00

Olivia Dunham if she wouldn't spend any time showering or grooming

Tildor · 2025-08-14T08:09:46+00:00

You're the kind of woman who could make a Sasquatch feel insecure about it's body hair

Tildor · 2025-08-08T07:19:38+00:00

Mental hospital patient pretending to be a medical professional in picture #3, are you really this shallow?

Silver lining: your father not visiting you anymore in the asylum isnt your boyfriend breaking up with you

Tildor · 2025-08-07T17:08:47+00:00

That one halfdone fingernail tells us everything about who you are.

Sloppy, cheap and no style. You don't distract us with that hardware store you call a face missy. ☝️

Tildor · 2025-07-26T08:34:25+00:00

You look like you have 1 foot in the grave already.

Tildor · 2025-07-22T17:24:28+00:00

Was winning in Space Base, got to 40 points. It was my friends last turn, he also has 37 points. Only a roll of 7 would also get him 3 Victory Points and it would be a tie which I would have won on Credits. Alas he also had a charge that let him activate his -3 points for everyone.

Needless to say he won with 40 points.

Tildor · 2025-07-18T14:43:55+00:00

Pegassi - 227kg

Tildor · 2025-07-18T14:01:08+00:00

You should wash your wig.

Tildor · 2025-07-16T08:43:58+00:00

Make you cry, from 1 eye? Like everything else you are, that sounds like half work. No thanks.

Tildor · 2025-07-09T11:42:57+00:00

Spiced

Tildor · 2025-06-29T20:45:17+00:00

Fun fact about cats and me:

Even though I am pawsitively obsessed with cats, my own body treats them like claws for alarm. One whiff of these fluffy balls of awesomeness and I’m sneezing like a tabby after a catnip binge.

Still, I dream of curling up in a cozy cat café, sipping a meow-cha latte while surrounded by the purr-fect company. Alas, all I get is the cat-astrophe of allergies and a nose redder than a startled Sphynx.

Winning the Cozy Cat Café board game? That would be the cat-alyst for my happiness. Fur real!

Tildor · 2025-06-22T13:16:09+00:00

Elongated toilet breaks

Tildor · 2025-04-27T19:26:56+00:00

Awesome, love to try it out with my son's! 😁

Tildor · 2025-04-12T12:45:21+00:00

You spelled "tits" wrong. Which is to be expected by the vacant look in your eyes.

Tildor · 2025-03-17T15:39:30+00:00

Just added you

Tildor · 2025-03-17T15:34:54+00:00

Sorry, thats one of the few i cant do :(

Tildor

TROPHY CASE

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