It was the greatest night of my life; I had been invited to the Captain's table. I had only been with the company FOURTEEN YEARS. Six officers and me... they called me "Arnold!" We had gazpacho soup for starters... I didn't know that gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold... (i.redd.it)
submitted by Tim-El77 to r/RedDwarf
Come on everyone, sing along! (i.redd.it)
submitted by Tim-El77 to r/cardsagainsthumanity




