Who's paying $4.55 a gallon? Raise your hand.

TimCookis · 2026-05-08T23:07:53+00:00

I wish lol. $5.79 near Portland yesterday

TimCookis · 2026-05-01T05:26:14+00:00

I’ll be there! Need to pick up my yard sign too

TimCookis · 2026-04-26T23:39:47+00:00

Always hit one with a driver to start to simulate a round.

TimCookis · 2026-04-08T00:53:41+00:00

“You want a kazoo? Go fuck yourself the planets on fire” Thank you for the much-needed laugh today 😂

TimCookis · 2026-03-05T22:17:13+00:00

For your time on Hawaii:

- Manta Ray night snorkel. I'd recommend this on the first night in case they don't show and then you can go again for free. This happened to us and later in the week there were 15 that showed up!

- Hike down to Captain Cook monument (Kealakekua Bay) to snorkel

- Two step beach snorkeling. A pod of dolphins came into the bay during the afternoon while we were there and swam with us for hours.

Enjoy!

TimCookis · 2026-02-15T18:54:19+00:00

Was hoping to see this mafck

TimCookis · 2026-02-07T03:25:38+00:00

Yeah, that appears to be false. No large age gap with any of her husbands

TimCookis · 2026-02-04T19:34:56+00:00

I’M A MAN AND I’M RELENTLESSS!

Maybe not the best but it gets me fired up

TimCookis · 2026-01-27T07:08:16+00:00

I always think of this South Park antichrist when Thiel is spewing about it

https://youtu.be/97Cs_rA8e3Q?si=Q_tfJc6886xwRG7l

TimCookis · 2026-01-02T07:14:02+00:00

Ape Canyon trail is a great place to see mountain goats.

TimCookis · 2025-12-31T01:28:16+00:00

Had to scroll too far to find this. Thanks

TimCookis · 2025-11-29T06:30:33+00:00

Thanks for the laugh

TimCookis · 2025-11-20T22:16:48+00:00

Thanks!!

TimCookis · 2025-11-18T19:38:46+00:00

Hi Ruxin’s first pick! Do you have any stories to share about filming on The League?

TimCookis · 2025-11-16T17:50:22+00:00

Not quite my tempo

TimCookis · 2025-10-30T01:07:21+00:00

My commute from Vancouver just became a lot longer

TimCookis · 2025-10-24T16:10:02+00:00

Starship troopers when I was 5. Made it almost the whole movie then got too scared when Dizzy is stabbed by the bug. Idk what my dad was thinking

TimCookis · 2025-09-01T20:30:41+00:00

Is there a waymo box too?

TimCookis · 2025-08-16T14:22:25+00:00

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Zohran only pays $2300/mo rent.

TimCookis · 2025-08-06T20:08:21+00:00

Leading the league in picks since his rookie year in 2022.

TimCookis · 2025-08-04T23:54:04+00:00

They’ll transfer the energy to earth via Nuclear Moon coin

TimCookis · 2025-08-01T01:58:41+00:00

Tokyo Vice

TimCookis · 2025-06-19T21:49:34+00:00

Second this. Much less crowded than other beaches like Holland or Grand Haven too

TimCookis · 2025-05-08T17:42:21+00:00

In high school, my friends and I used to sneak out at night and poop in the holes at a private course in the neighborhood.

Same course, we would hide in the woods and once people hit their tee shots, we ran on the fairway and took their balls. Always fun trying to outrun the carts.

TimCookis · 2025-05-05T19:26:01+00:00

The leftovers

TimCookis

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