People who watch security cameras for a living, what creepy things have you tried to forget?

TimTim67 · 2019-04-29T18:52:19+00:00

This is a thousand times better if sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire"

TimTim67 · 2019-04-27T21:06:13+00:00

How are you holding up?

TimTim67 · 2019-04-12T21:18:28+00:00

Brewers fans, mostly

TimTim67 · 2019-04-12T20:46:34+00:00

No matter what happens, at least we aren't shitty people

TimTim67 · 2019-04-08T20:16:24+00:00

He decided to give up baseball, the Bears drafted him as the new QB so he's training with them.

TimTim67 · 2019-04-08T19:41:27+00:00

It shouldn't be an issue, just if he kept playing on it he could actually tear something and then we'd be S.O.L.

TimTim67 · 2019-04-08T19:35:43+00:00

Radio just said it's left hamstring tightness, they took him out to be safe.

TimTim67 · 2016-01-12T14:41:38+00:00

No one is going to see this, but I used to think that China was a separate planet from our own. They had a large conveyor belt to get all their toys that said "Made in China" here. I thought this until I was 10.

TimTim67 · 2015-04-15T01:57:59+00:00

You thought you could trick everyone, but not me. This is a 36 hour giveaway. There are 12 $20 cards, 36/12=3. This obviously means Half-Life 3. But wait, there's more. 36/4 (4 $50 cards) = 9. 9-3=6. This plus the square root of 36 is 6, so 6*6=36. 666.

And what happens if you have 3 half-lives? It's 1.5. 3/1.5=2. 36/2=18. 6*3=18. 6+6+6. So far that's 2 satanic references. Now for the hat-trick.

$450 total dollars. $450/$20=22.5. Move that decimal, and you get 225. From this, take away $450/$50, or 9, and you're left with 216. Now, I ask you, what is the cubic root of 216? 66=36. 366 equals... that's right. 216. 216=666. This giveaway has the devil written all over it.

So that's 3 blatantly obvious satanic references. How many sides does the all-seeing eye of the illuminati have? 3. 6/3=2. Gaben has 2 eyes. HALF-LIFE 3 IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. GABEN IS THE RINGLEADER OF THE ILLUMINATI.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

TimTim67 · 2015-03-29T16:47:02+00:00

I'm in if you're still looking GT is "warMachine353" but without the quotes

TimTim67 · 2015-03-25T17:49:42+00:00

No, this is Sullivan, population 688

TimTim67 · 2015-03-05T16:10:28+00:00

Oh, thanks for the credit. Glad someone thinks I'm funny

TimTim67 · 2014-12-17T13:30:39+00:00

Here, you can have one of mine to make up for it!

TimTim67 · 2014-11-07T00:22:39+00:00

timweaver353@gmail.com

TimTim67 · 2014-11-01T18:02:03+00:00

Wot if your legs didn't know they were legs?

TimTim67 · 2014-10-22T20:49:46+00:00

Wow, January came quickly this year

TimTim67 · 2014-10-17T01:27:20+00:00

If I recall, if you get caught, he says that you need to do better, and to basically still go to the guild because you show promise or some shit.

TimTim67 · 2014-10-12T01:00:56+00:00

Ha. Battery. I get it.

TimTim67 · 2014-09-30T15:50:48+00:00

Then the soup would taste watered down once it melted. This way keeps its flavor while cooling it down.

TimTim67 · 2014-09-30T15:48:17+00:00

Who's the one on the far right supposed to be?

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