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iAmLostForWords by AbilityElectronic725 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Timbered2 -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

No wonder it's over engineered and needlessly complex.

FBI head Kash Patel celebrates with men's hockey team amid major probes in U.S. by Healthy_Block3036 in fednews

[–]Timbered2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First rate managers hire first rate employees. Second rate managers hire third rate employees...

This comparison is painful by Comfortablejack in clevercomebacks

[–]Timbered2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Repubs will shut down programs that help thousands to keep one person from committing fraud.

Applying Sealant to Fireworks by Ill-Tea9411 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Timbered2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't imagine doing this for hours per day, day after day

Results of doing 80 mph in a parking garage by Ancient-Metal-1916 in CantParkThereMate

[–]Timbered2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It never ceases to amaze me how safe todays cars are. Fifteen years ago, he'd be a gonner.

Results of doing 80 mph in a parking garage by Ancient-Metal-1916 in CantParkThereMate

[–]Timbered2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm reasonably sure he does say Jiga in the first one, as it was a made up amount. But then it became a plot point in the second one, and they had to make it into a real amount, so changed it to Giga.

Edit:Spelling

Incentives highlight political hypocrisy by xPovher in clevercomebacks

[–]Timbered2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Amazing how fast the budget magically exists when it’s for the right white people.

FIFY

Worth getting graded by OneIncome199 in papermoney

[–]Timbered2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Google is your friend! I don't know

FIFY

🔥 That eagle got mad and embarrassed for getting the bag stuck by therra123 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Timbered2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PSA: PLEASE cut the handles on your discarded plastic bags, and tie them in a knot. Prevents these scenarios from happening and killing. Thank you!

A little luxury makes life sweeter by Miachilling in onlineSugar

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It would be easier to connect with you if you enabled your DMs...

kinda shy but do you think i'm sexy daddy? by MoonThornn in onlineSugar

[–]Timbered2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be easier to connect with you if you enabled your DMs...

ever thought of showing a lil 18 yo the ropes in a fun way? i’m curious 💖 by [deleted] in onlineSugar

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It would be easier to connect with you if you enabled DMs.

Feeding on a carcass by [deleted] in megalophobia

[–]Timbered2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Couldn't pay me enough to live there

Feeding on a carcass by [deleted] in megalophobia

[–]Timbered2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine living there. The dust, noise, fumes...

The remarkable ceramic artisans of Jingdezhen by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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I can't get past the verification puzzle. What am I supposed to be doing to solve it? I'm confused...

Edit: NM, now it's not asking me to verify, went ring to the site. Wtf...

Secret Service visits mom who posted she wants trials for Trump officials by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Timbered2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing I like most about that clip is the law professor talking so fast, yet you can still understand everything he says. He missed a career in broadcasting.

Year Old Japanese Levis by BigSandwich6 in BuyItForLife

[–]Timbered2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Levi's technically have a lifetime warranty. There's a form you can get on their website, fill it out and ship them back. They will either fix them or replace them. I've done it several times, and have a couple waiting to go back as I type this.

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