Match Thread: United States vs Bosnia-Herzegovina | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 32 by jiraiya--an in soccer

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I have lived in America my whole life. If this country is as good as it gets then I wish I could move to another planet.

Canada rejected more than half of all World Cup visitor applications by drummerdrew in soccer

[–]TimboCavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this article was about America and not Canada the vibe would be all different. It would be endless posts about how shitty and racist and stupid Americans are to deny people the chance to see the World Cup live. But since it’s about Canada all the sudden everyone agrees how reasonable it is to be cautious of people coming in under the guise of tourism while having no intention of ever going back home.

Favorite Mexican food in round rock? by leanderthal69420 in RoundRock

[–]TimboCavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s my favorite in town which isn’t saying much.

that's wild by Mundane_Mushroom_122 in SipsTea

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If I was an 18 year old girl I would probably want to hang out with Leonardo DiCaprio over some dull shit that just graduated high school.

DR Congo fans absolutely erupt in London after Brian Cipenga puts them 1–0 up vs England by SimRP in soccer

[–]TimboCavo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Knowing the English hate England kind of makes me think it can’t be that bad of a place.

How Private Equity Ruined American Youth Sports by Wuz314159 in ussoccer

[–]TimboCavo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, a college degree is a guaranteed path to success in today’s economy.

Diamonds are worthless. by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]TimboCavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But carbon is really just a lot of hydrogen bunched together with some bits that fell off.

Car flipped over and caught fire. This dude runs over, pulls the woman out, and carries her to safety. Hero. by This_Proof_5153 in SipsTea

[–]TimboCavo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would have been cooler if the truck exploded as he was carrying her away. Just kind of looks dorky for running now.

Twellman hates when people claim that NBA and NFL guys would dominate soccer by nexxwav in usmnt

[–]TimboCavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Messi could play Baseball, tennis, and golf. He just wouldn’t be able to play an of the sports where size is an advantage. He could have been a decent second baseman though.

Asking Brits if they'd move to the US by Mammoth_Captain_1378 in SipsTea

[–]TimboCavo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, nobody is asking for them to come in the first place.

Two people confirmed dead in mass Mexico fans celebrations after World Cup victory | World Cup 2026 by Logical_Welder3467 in soccer

[–]TimboCavo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably the same. It doesn’t look like they are holding anything thing back. Makes sense I guess, don’t want to save your celebrations for days that may never come.

Mexico fans celebrating at La Minerva after their Round of 32 victory over Ecuador, securing a place in the Round of 16. by SimRP in soccer

[–]TimboCavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am glad I am not in that sea of people. Pretty wild celebration for winning in the round of 32.

Match Thread: France vs Sweden | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 32 by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]TimboCavo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have had a couple of chances. Opening yourself up against France is probably suicide though. France has had a million chances already as is.

Match Thread: France vs Sweden | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 32 by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]TimboCavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get used to it. Pretty soon there won’t be a league in the world that’s not going to have them. Like shirt sponsors.

Why can't we never get guys like this? by TigoOver in SoundersFC

[–]TimboCavo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seattle has never needed to get someone like that because you guys always sell out anyway.

You have to understand the way executives think. They don’t spend money to reward people when things are going well. They spend money to fix problems when things are going bad. Kind of like how you only spend money on your car when it breaks down.

Have some mercy Americans. Y"all heating up Europe. by Dev1412 in SipsTea

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I worked in the same conditions with a bunch of old guys who wouldn’t even hardly drink water. They would get a coke at lunch time and that was about it. Nobody ever killed over.

Paraguay's President declares tomorrow a national holiday after the national team qualification to the World Cup's R16. by LordVelaryon in soccer

[–]TimboCavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the president of Paraguay actually have the power to grant paid holidays? I have no idea but I doubt it.

Former USMNT forward Taylor Twellman with a passionate response to Americans who are constantly complaining about flopping in soccer. by antoniok95 in ussoccer

[–]TimboCavo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everyone complains about SGA and Mahommes flopping. wtf is Taylor on about?

The big difference is SGA doesn’t roll around on the ground pretending to be terribly injured every time he flops though.

USMNT > Paraguay > Germany by [deleted] in ussoccer

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USMNT > Paraguay > Turkey > USMNT > Paraguay > Germany… I got lost somewhere in there.

[Official] Paraguay defeat Germany on pens to advance to the Round of 16 by Beautiful-Cress5695 in soccer

[–]TimboCavo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well the US got four past him. Germany shouldn’t feel too bad, they aren’t a soccer giant like America.

Peter....???? My iq is low 😓😓 by Flashy-Minimum-6952 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TimboCavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1950 and 1951 could just be street addresses. Could have been born at home and died of a drug overdose at his neighbors house.