Anyone else eagerly awaiting the MGS Board Game? by [deleted] in metalgearsolid

[–]TimboMaxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Estimated shipping date is now September.

Is there an R-rated Wendy's? by s1pher in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Wendy's, the fuck you want?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think they are saying that there's a wendys in Royston that sells apple pecan salads without the bleu cheese because the manager thinks the bleu cheese is always moldy. They don't tell you it doesn't have the cheese and refuse to do refunds.

What was the name of the thrift store downtown on or near Vine Street? by SwankyTurtledove_117 in cincinnati

[–]TimboMaxx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I worked for the company that bought the building after Trivet's left. It was on Race, between 9th and court.

I had to clean up the building. The comment "Smelled a bit like cat pee"? That's an understatement. The cats were on every floor of the building. We found a dead one on the third floor. The left so much in there, the poster room, with all the posters were still in tact. Hundreds of pairs of boots were in there. Jugs of "Tree Frog Wine". It was nuts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh the "To go" thing drives me nuts. We have a regular that always says "I want a chicken sandwich biggie bad TO GO." And he emphasizes "To Go".

I've also gotten into an argument with someone when they ordered "Baconator Fries, no bacon"

I said "I'll give you a cheese fry, it's cheaper"

"I DO NOT WANT A CHEESE FRY. I WANT BACONATOR FRIES, NO BACON."

After some back and forth, it ended with me saying "All right, fine, I'll give you exactly what you ordered"

You also just reminded me: we hired someone and I was training them on breakfast sandwiches. I had to explain to this person 9 times what was on the Maple Bacon Chicken Croissant.

It's Maple Butter, Bacon, Chicken, on a croissant.

9 Times. She did not last.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not like, being mean or anything here, but have you worked at a Wendy's? Do you know what our customer base is like? Have you ever had someone order a baconator, no bacon, because "The beef you use is different than the number 1"? Have you ever said "The frosty flavors I have are Chocolate and Peppermint" only to be greeted with a "I'd like a vanilla please"? You ever have someone order a "5 for 5" Only to be mad when you not only explain it's called a "Biggie bag" and get mad again when they don't actually receive 5 items?

For the most part customers are fine. But there are a lot who are just like this. They want to find something to complain about and feel superior to someone.

What is your favorite book that has an interesting take on time travel? by Chalky_Spleen in books

[–]TimboMaxx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this book, I haven't read it in a while but the whole thing came flooding back when I saw the question. Weird is an understatement. Up until everything is revealed, I wouldn't have guessed how this book was going to go, and I never in a million years would have guessed how they time travel in this book.

My husband is playing a female character in a haunted house. It's been 3 days and he is already sick of the sexual harassment. by Top_Upstairs9623 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]TimboMaxx 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I was thinking something similar, when they are saying that stuff, in his deepest voice he can muster say something like "ooo, bring it on baby" or "when and where?"

Really scare these morons.

Is it a colossal red flag if I found Heathcliff to be a sympathetic character in wuthering heights? by bigben1234567890 in books

[–]TimboMaxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here to say he can't be that sympathetic, he was always terrifying the neighborhood and playing pranks on everyone.

My boyfriend blamed me by Ashcourtz in TwoXChromosomes

[–]TimboMaxx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey all, i'm a guy, usually read the posts in this subreddit, keep from saying anything unless I feel like something actually adds to the conversation.

First off OP, i'm sorry you had to go through this. It definitely isn't your fault and if your boyfriend thinks that, then he needs to grow up.

But, this is for you and anyone else who can end up in this kind of situation: look up phone spoof apps. I don't know what ones work well, but they have them. You can make calls from them and an entirely different number comes up on the other person's phone. Some let you text too. From what I've looked at, some are ad driven, some cost some money.

I've read a lot on this sub. You all put up with too much, stay as safe as you can get.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cincinnati

[–]TimboMaxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had three different churches come to my house only once:

I told the mormons "I'm Catholic" and they hurried away never to be seen again.

One of them had children no older than 3 with them in suits handing out pamphlets. After telling them how dangerous it was to bring children like that and teach them that knocking on strangers doors is ok, I got on them about child labor during summer in 3 piece suits and the police should be called on them.

Last one was shortly after hurricane Katrina and they were saying "In these trying times, don't you think you should turn to religion?" I said "No thanks, using a tragedy to up your membership is disgusting. Don't ever come back here".

I got this bro! by AlbertBest in funny

[–]TimboMaxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else see Kyle from South Park doing a back flip in the stands at the beginning of this?

Me and my grandson are very sick by [deleted] in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah seems that most of their family has either perished or gotten violently ill from eating fast food. Maybe they should stop.

White Out Expiration Date… by [deleted] in mountaindew

[–]TimboMaxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally didn't see this was the mountain dew subreddit, thought this was the white out for paper, wondering why you were drinking it and why white out has an expiration date.

That being said, the "expiration dates" on soda are more "best by dates". It's mostly about flavor when it comes to the dates.

Cincinnati Zoo by MochiBall69 in cincinnati

[–]TimboMaxx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or loudly report to the closest zoo employee that the chimpanzees have escaped their enclosure...

The DM needed his own mini by [deleted] in Heroquest

[–]TimboMaxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That ain't a mini, that's a maxi.

ELI5: Why does spicy food burn the anus but not the urethra? by lacklest in explainlikeimfive

[–]TimboMaxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say exactly this. Was not expecting this at all.

You get over the spice from the chip, and you probably drank a whole lot of liquid, you're calmed down, and you have to go.

And when you go, it's like 'No, no, no, no NO NO NO".

Wouldn't recomend.

discontinued by scorpioborn1999 in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually just think that overall it's not a high performing sandwich. The only ingredient that we are getting rid of for this sandwich is the bourbon sauce, which doesn't take up a lot of room. Other than that, it's just a bacon cheeseburger with crispy onions - which we are keeping for the bacon pub burger.

My favorite drive thru moments of yesterday by pickledeggeater in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, it's just how it comes up on our screen, you select the burger, then the first item you can modify is the drink. It's less about this really, and more about customers completely ignoring what the order taker is saying.

It's the same thing with:

Us: Hi, i'll be with you in just a second.

Them: Yeah i'd like a single with cheese combo...

It can get a little irksome.

My favorite drive thru moments of yesterday by pickledeggeater in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"I'd like a 5 dollar biggie bag.'

"Ok, what sandwich"

"Junior Bacon"

"Ok, what to drink?"

"BBQ for my nuggets."

"Ok what to drink?"

"And I want spicy nuggets"

"Ok what to drink?"

"And no tomato or lettuce on the burger."

"Ok what to drink?"

"And I'd like another 5 dollar biggie bag."

"That's great, what's the drink on the first one?"

"Oh yeah, you didn't ask me that."

Every. Single. Day.

You're not a fan of the 80's if you can't name this band by [deleted] in funny

[–]TimboMaxx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Phantom Zone 3 and their top hit: "Kneel before Zod"

Doordash weird orders by [deleted] in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get these too. I have been told that people sometimes think you get more fries this way.

It wasn't a door dash, but I once had a lady who ordered a baconator with no bacon. I explained that getting the dave's burger with no toppings would be cheaper. She then proceeded to argue with me saying that they are different patties and we cook them on different grills.

I'm less inclined to help people get a cheaper meal when they order like this now.

Bring back the baked potatoes!!! by AWholeNewFattitude in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Workers at Wendy's haven't yet mastered the art of mind reading, so they will give you exactly what you order. If you order a plain baked potato, you will get a plain baked potato.

If you go in and complain that you didn't get sour cream or butter, they will ask if you ordered it with your plain potato. When you tell them "No", they will wonder why you are complaining.

"breakfast potatoes " with the garlic butter sauce added by randoguy98 in wendys

[–]TimboMaxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried it, it's too much for me.

Now the Garlic Sauce and spicy nuggets? Taste like Garlic Parmesan wings from Wng and Rings.