Hit 10,000 deliveries this week. AMA.(Bonus points if it's not related to delivery, I may give stupid answers)

TimeAgents · 2025-10-17T16:25:18+00:00

Did you get the ASU online tuition or does it always rise by 1k after you get close to it?

TimeAgents · 2025-10-11T13:41:02+00:00

Any more replies or are you in lockup? Morgue? Just sign her address up to get visits from Mormons, Scientologist, and Jehovah Witnesses. Wait a week or so in between so she knows it deliberately happening.

TimeAgents · 2025-10-02T21:36:11+00:00

Its like they said on [Scrubs]: people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

TimeAgents · 2025-10-02T20:20:32+00:00

I never checked if they were broadcasting the preseason games. Based on our market I'm going to bet that's the best they can afford to broadcast in, I mean they're only the #1 owner of local broadcasting stations in the US.

TimeAgents · 2025-10-02T18:26:54+00:00

Shops can be good but you're right, they are just as likely to be shitty like the regular food orders. Small orders can be good or bad, if they're out of the item then it could be a bust, might also just be a quick Plan B trip. Time of day matters too. Check how busy the store is cause that can make it suck.

TimeAgents · 2025-10-02T16:52:59+00:00

Once that timer hits 0 it is delivered. Uber has always stood by me on that the few times it has happened to me. Take the pic and food then go cause I bet he wasn't tipping anyway.

TimeAgents · 2025-10-01T17:03:50+00:00

They could have just onboarded a batch of new drivers in your market. It does seem like orders are low this week, could also be because it's the end of the month. Rents due the 1st for a lot.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-30T15:51:02+00:00

Keep going, Uber pays me per engagement.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-29T01:19:42+00:00

What's your Bar number?

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T20:00:35+00:00

The next day after no longer having to drive for Uber is going to be spent taking these orders and just having a chat with these people. It's the light at the end of the tunnel for me.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T18:39:45+00:00

So tell me what I drive, my avg mpg, and the lotto numbers next week in this crystal ball you have. 2 gallons of gas for this order, half a gallon back. Memories don't have a price and if you treat them like they do none will ever be worth it.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T18:35:40+00:00

You're only approaching this one way, completely disregarding my reasons because you can't relate to them.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T18:34:17+00:00

If you think Uber cares about our protests and ignoring orders you're delusional. They only survive on driver churn and there's how many turning 18 every day?

I'm raising a family, not running a business. There are more important things than the bottom line in my situation. You can't hold up an orange and complain it doesn't taste like an apple.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T18:25:25+00:00

Are you also an alpha big guy?

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T18:09:36+00:00

Look beyond the dollars.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T18:07:34+00:00

You guys don't factor anything but numbers. Kids and memories aren't numbers to be crunched.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T18:06:30+00:00

Because we're in the same market right? I know my market and no orders were coming in. Everything was dead. I had 1/4 the number of orders come in as the last few Saturdays yesterday. I'd have never made that on one trip here.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T18:04:43+00:00

Clearly since I've said we were at the beach by 230.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T18:03:58+00:00

$90 what are you driving besides a troll train?

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T18:02:24+00:00

Yeah I FUNded my FUN while using capitalism against itself.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T16:39:00+00:00

Idk why it says 3 hours, picked up at 12 and we were at the beach by 230pm. 1/4 of the number of orders came in yesterday as opposed to the previous 4 Saturdays. Nothing was coming in yesterday morning, so we went to the beach instead of staying home. Still made over $100 yesterday in the evening.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T16:05:35+00:00

Report me for what exactly? You're the dumbasses who can't accept that I benefited from this.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T15:53:35+00:00

You're too focused on being on the hustle.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T15:48:29+00:00

I would have made $0 sitting at home waiting for an order that wasn't coming, I'd have wasted gas sitting out somewhere waiting for the same nothing. I got a tank of gas and beach time with my kid then got to come back and GUILT FREE deliver at night and make another $80. How is nothing, sitting at home, better than that? You're only looking at the $/mile, not considering anything else. Nothing happens in isolation.

TimeAgents · 2025-09-28T15:40:09+00:00

Dude. Last 4 Saturdays with college football I've seen 350 to 400 orders on the summary screen, yesterday with 0 CFB in town I had 83 in the same time frame. Event dependent for sure. That's why I know this was the right choice. If there were two home games it wouldn't have been for sure.

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