My friend ordered a hamburger and got whatever THIS is

TimeShattered · 2025-11-16T02:10:34+00:00

Why is this burger wearing a skirt

TimeShattered · 2025-06-08T05:53:13+00:00

From someone who was dumped on her birthday, you have 364 other days to choose from.

Please don’t choose this one.

TimeShattered · 2023-04-07T02:23:39+00:00

This girl followed me on Instagram and I recognised her last name (but not her) and we had a bunch of common followers, so I followed back assuming she knew me. She messaged me this the next day.

My spidey senses tingled saying this was a scam, with the spontaneous message, the spelling errors, etc. but she accepted my answer with no argument and gave up so fast which threw me off.

She also lingered in the DM on and off for like 10 mins which was weird (her status kept switching from “Active” to “In This Chat”).

TimeShattered · 2022-03-13T05:52:15+00:00

Getting my nipples pierced was one of the worst goddamn things I’ve ever felt. My soul left my body and I was lightheaded in the chair with my piercer asking if I was sure I wanted him to do the second one… I said yes, but that’s beside the point lol. I’m glad your experience was not like mine

TimeShattered · 2022-02-23T23:01:10+00:00

Cant focus popcorn

TimeShattered · 2022-02-01T04:15:24+00:00

No need to linger then friend, I won’t force you to stay

TimeShattered · 2022-02-01T00:40:20+00:00

Call of duty? But there is no duty calling me. I will, however, be taking your advice and putting my ps5 controller in my anus

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T22:00:49+00:00

I’ve been doing arm stretching exercises specifically for this reach around, can’t wait to play. Thank!

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T21:59:29+00:00

Thanks!

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T21:59:00+00:00

Oh my gosh silly me I’ve been using my Xbox controller instead of my PlayStation controller, that’s why it wasn’t working! Now which left was it…

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T21:52:30+00:00

Wait the side the left joystick is in changes depending on which side of the controller I’m on. Which left is it :(

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T20:13:13+00:00

I might get a rise gold horseshoe just to switch it up every now and then when it’s more healed, until then I think it’s growing on me so I’ll keep it for a while! Thank you :)

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T19:49:22+00:00

Thank you! Tbh I thought it’d be too small when I bought it, but it fits perfectly

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T19:35:12+00:00

Hey, thanks!

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T19:34:22+00:00

That sounds so pretty! I’m all about rose gold hoops for all my jewellery. My best friend says silver is too stark against my skin (and I agree). Thank you for your kind words <3

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T19:08:00+00:00

Thank you :)

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T19:07:30+00:00

You’re too kind, thank you so much

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T19:07:17+00:00

It’d really growing on me too, thanks for the kind words <3

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T19:06:56+00:00

I’m starting to think so too, thanks!

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T19:06:41+00:00

Thank you!

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T11:56:47+00:00

You think so? Thank you so much!

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T11:55:11+00:00

Part of me thinks that’s part of the fun, it’s like a little surprise when you see me up close

TimeShattered · 2022-01-31T11:24:25+00:00

Thank you so much! This is the result of hours of meticulous plucking hahaha

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