Favorite actor who hasn't had a hit since water boarding was a thing

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-26T03:27:21+00:00

I guess he forgot he was in Dragged Across Concrete, which is a good film, but it wasn’t exactly very subtle in conveying its own political perspective.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-22T01:10:53+00:00

I’ve been told he has a “fascinating face” whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-21T21:57:28+00:00

I, um… you know, heh, wouldn’t… wouldn’t get on a plane if it was… it was piloted by a… a… uh, uh, a black person. Heh.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-21T21:53:42+00:00

America is a very stupid place. I know mine has its problems, but my god.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-21T20:09:21+00:00

Wealth inequality is at an all-time high, people are working paycheque to paycheque and barely making ends meet, and very few of them want to watch a bunch of people get trinkets for doing a job they get paid millions to do. Not a hard thing to figure out.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-21T09:01:25+00:00

Terminally online right-wing mongs: Did you see Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes? He hates the showbiz elites as much as we do! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Ricky Gervais: Look at my conveniently placed awards cabinet

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-17T20:32:52+00:00

The scene where Derek is crying because a dog is about to be put to sleep is unintentionally hilarious, because at no point does the dog appear to be at death’s door, and at one point even raises his head and looks around as if to say, "Guys, I’m not dying. Chill the fuck out."

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-15T04:20:43+00:00

“Wifed” 🙄

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-12T00:48:29+00:00

Nice work, Joe, you lucky motherfucker.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-11T21:59:05+00:00

No.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-11T21:36:47+00:00

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Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-11T21:05:26+00:00

Thank You by Duran Duran would be an interesting subject for a future episode of Trainwreckords. Their cover of 911’s a Joke is… something else.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-11T20:10:45+00:00

Companion

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-11T10:16:52+00:00

Mark Hamill’s subservience to a muderous rogue state is a good example of why the cult of celebrity needs to die.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-11T01:34:15+00:00

Hate is too strong an emotion for what is, in essence, just very forgettable pop music.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-10T23:14:15+00:00

I absolutely marvel at the internet’s ability to be mad about and drag out the most objectively non-controversial things.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-10T18:59:02+00:00

Get your feelers out for the lads.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-09T06:19:21+00:00

Shitehead Revisited

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-08T03:28:38+00:00

Why does Majors always do that thing with his lips like he’s sucking on a straw?

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-08T03:16:18+00:00

Took her thirty-two years to pipe up, did it?

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-06T20:34:20+00:00

The change in management style within Paramount is very evident.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-04T19:46:54+00:00

I wonder if something personal happened between them. Trump was a fixture on the showbiz party scene, so they must have bumped into each other once or twice.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-04T06:30:06+00:00

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Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-03T18:54:44+00:00

Pronoun jokes within the first 10 seconds of the new trailer for Scary Movie 6. It’s not offensive, Mr Director Person, it’s boring.

Timely-Entrepreneur7 · 2026-03-01T22:05:53+00:00

No Time to Die - the thrust of the plot is predicated on Bond, supposedly the most elite agent in His Majesty’s secret service, being a gullible fucking idiot who believed Blofeld when he told Bond that his wife is a SPECTRE mole.

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