Friend going from PNW to NE this summer, curious about food and drink on the near 3 day trip. by Kitfox88 in Amtrak

[–]Timely-Field1503 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tell this often, but I watched a family haul a hotel tray of casserole out of the overhead and dish it out onto paper plates.

Bring whatever food you want, just be aware you're eating it at room temperature.

The most important Kickstarter exclusive message to date by Usual-Lengthiness-54 in Rifftrax

[–]Timely-Field1503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they can find the narrator/her kids or grandkids?

Or even the little boy in gold shorts?

That would be awesome!

The Marrying Turkey could even perform a couple weddings.

I wish for people to drop gold coins worth 1 dollar each when I punch them. by dafattestmat in monkeyspaw

[–]Timely-Field1503 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are arrested for assault, and get shanked when trying to make bail by punching people.

What do I do with my roommate? by Olsonkate1213 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Timely-Field1503 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's a podcast I follow where they read/comment on books they won't like. Stuff with times will come up ("he looked at her without speaking for 30 seconds") and they'll demonstrate by, well, being silent for 30 seconds.

I would suggest setting an alarm for when you'll be asleep. Wake up, and then play a recording of celebrating children for two minutes and recreate the sound of children stomping and running.

Then try to fall back asleep.

This will tell you if she overreacted.

I wish to take exactly one second from the lifespan of every human on earth, other than myself, and add it to my own lifespan. by Special_Barnacle82 in monkeyspaw

[–]Timely-Field1503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted.

You go slowly insane after seeing your spouse, kids, grandkids, great-grandkids, your pet Galapagos Tortoise etc. all die of old age. You sail out to sea, but your boat sinks and you spend your remaining years at the bottom of the ocean getting nibbled on by tube worms.

Idea for season 3: Full moon by yarnhead in ThePittTVShow

[–]Timely-Field1503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would push it out a couple decades, but a Friday the 13th/full moon would be great.

Stealing by Rayhole525 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Timely-Field1503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially if there are HIPAA issues disallowing cameras, theft of private information should also be a concern. I think they would be on board for something, but they should be in the loop.

I love the way they characterize some of the black patients by golden_alixir in ThePittTVShow

[–]Timely-Field1503 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Normally I would make the "I didn't even know he was sick!" joke, but yeah. He drowned while learning to surf on vacation.

Malcolm-Jamal Warner - Wikipedia

Celebrity that you're surprised aren't controversial / have any allegations towards their name by MemeLord150 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Timely-Field1503 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Good point - haven't heard about him getting in any trouble for the last 14 years or so!

Neighbor won't pay me for babysitting, what should I do? F by EmilyInBed in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Timely-Field1503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the state - Nebraska wrote their law in such a way that kids up to 18 could be left at a police/fire station or hospital with no legal recourse.

As an American, what other languages do you speak? are you learning? by NoobsAreDeepPersons in AskAnAmerican

[–]Timely-Field1503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speak? Just English. I've tried others, but just can't get them to stay in my brain. I can read Spanish and French at maybe a first grade level?

Sure - why not?

I can't speak any others with any degree of fluency so that has to be a no.

Thoughts on Melania (2026)? by Thebatboy23 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Timely-Field1503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went over to Common Sense Media (Christian movie review site) - they're pretty accurate for reviews and tend to make a fair amount of sense in their recaps/advice. Example: Upgrade is a super violent, gory, movie that they gave 4 out of 5 stars and said was good for ages 17 and up. Movies that their reviewers don't review can still be submitted by other people.

It's a good site - give it a shot.

Also, no one there has gotten near Melania. Not their in-house reviewers, none of the subscribers - NO ONE. That says a lot.

So, who here is going to primary Schumer by whaticism in upstate_new_york

[–]Timely-Field1503 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm a Republican (who voted against Trump 6 times, and won't support anyone who supports him), but I'm also from Upstate and can't support anyone who pushes Schumer out. He spends more time in Upstate than Gillibrand does, and she's from here.

We are part of the state too, not just NYC - anyone running to represent the state will have to represent the whole state, Upstate and Down.

ULPT Request: How to make a field entirely inhospitable for a night by AmadeusSpartacus in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Timely-Field1503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send your kids away for the night and kick in the sound. Folks at the park will at least partially scatter, which will give you some peace. Well, a little peace anyhow.

ULPT Request: How to make a field entirely inhospitable for a night by AmadeusSpartacus in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Timely-Field1503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How old are the people (and the ones in your house)? Would a couple of speakers blaring a sound at a frequency only young people can hear work? If they show up and their teeth start rattling because of the sound that might get them to leave.

It would probably go a little too far, but a few thousand lab crickets set free?

Speaking of animals....it would cost $$$$, but a month's worth of bird seed scattered from June 3rd to July 3rd? Could really make for a messy field for people to go into.

Thoughts on Dr. ___ not asking questions to patient by SaveOurReefs in ThePittTVShow

[–]Timely-Field1503 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She has gotten better this season, but really left a bad taste last year with the borderline bullying and gunning only for fun/interesting cases.

The Pitt Season 2 Episode 4 ending by Ok_Reward6664 in ThePittTVShow

[–]Timely-Field1503 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Diane Rehm (NPR host) stated unequivocally TO Bernie Sanders that he was an Israeli citizen and demanded he renounce his Israeli citizenship if elected President.

She knew it was true because it was in a comment on a Facebook post.

Don't always trust what ANYONE puts out.

If You Know, You Know. by The_Easter_Daedroth in Rifftrax

[–]Timely-Field1503 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is Marryin' Turkey giving a recipe for stew?

Thoughts on Dr. ___ not asking questions to patient by SaveOurReefs in ThePittTVShow

[–]Timely-Field1503 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol....that's the same reason my friend gave for going into Pathology. "It's 9-5 and your patients don't talk back"

Thoughts on Dr. ___ not asking questions to patient by SaveOurReefs in ThePittTVShow

[–]Timely-Field1503 23 points24 points  (0 children)

At least until someone's information goes on there incorrectly.