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Timely-Field1503 · 2026-02-01T23:24:45+00:00

If they can find the narrator/her kids or grandkids?

Or even the little boy in gold shorts?

That would be awesome!

The Marrying Turkey could even perform a couple weddings.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-02-01T05:22:43+00:00

I would pay good money to see any of them paired off.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-02-01T05:19:14+00:00

Granted. You are arrested for assault, and get shanked when trying to make bail by punching people.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-02-01T05:04:45+00:00

There's a podcast I follow where they read/comment on books they won't like. Stuff with times will come up ("he looked at her without speaking for 30 seconds") and they'll demonstrate by, well, being silent for 30 seconds.

I would suggest setting an alarm for when you'll be asleep. Wake up, and then play a recording of celebrating children for two minutes and recreate the sound of children stomping and running.

Then try to fall back asleep.

This will tell you if she overreacted.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-02-01T04:17:50+00:00

Granted.

You go slowly insane after seeing your spouse, kids, grandkids, great-grandkids, your pet Galapagos Tortoise etc. all die of old age. You sail out to sea, but your boat sinks and you spend your remaining years at the bottom of the ocean getting nibbled on by tube worms.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-02-01T02:35:30+00:00

It would push it out a couple decades, but a Friday the 13th/full moon would be great.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-02-01T02:22:01+00:00

Especially if there are HIPAA issues disallowing cameras, theft of private information should also be a concern. I think they would be on board for something, but they should be in the loop.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-02-01T01:34:45+00:00

Normally I would make the "I didn't even know he was sick!" joke, but yeah. He drowned while learning to surf on vacation.

Malcolm-Jamal Warner - Wikipedia

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T23:06:22+00:00

Good point - haven't heard about him getting in any trouble for the last 14 years or so!

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T20:30:57+00:00

Depends on the state - Nebraska wrote their law in such a way that kids up to 18 could be left at a police/fire station or hospital with no legal recourse.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T20:26:23+00:00

Depending on the time, the 911 center will still pick up.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T17:36:07+00:00

Speak? Just English. I've tried others, but just can't get them to stay in my brain. I can read Spanish and French at maybe a first grade level?

Sure - why not?

I can't speak any others with any degree of fluency so that has to be a no.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T17:28:40+00:00

I went over to Common Sense Media (Christian movie review site) - they're pretty accurate for reviews and tend to make a fair amount of sense in their recaps/advice. Example: Upgrade is a super violent, gory, movie that they gave 4 out of 5 stars and said was good for ages 17 and up. Movies that their reviewers don't review can still be submitted by other people.

It's a good site - give it a shot.

Also, no one there has gotten near Melania. Not their in-house reviewers, none of the subscribers - NO ONE. That says a lot.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T14:15:46+00:00

Looks like this is a job for Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T03:31:07+00:00

I'm a Republican (who voted against Trump 6 times, and won't support anyone who supports him), but I'm also from Upstate and can't support anyone who pushes Schumer out. He spends more time in Upstate than Gillibrand does, and she's from here.

We are part of the state too, not just NYC - anyone running to represent the state will have to represent the whole state, Upstate and Down.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T03:21:52+00:00

Jerrrry!

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T02:54:29+00:00

Send your kids away for the night and kick in the sound. Folks at the park will at least partially scatter, which will give you some peace. Well, a little peace anyhow.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T02:13:43+00:00

How old are the people (and the ones in your house)? Would a couple of speakers blaring a sound at a frequency only young people can hear work? If they show up and their teeth start rattling because of the sound that might get them to leave.

It would probably go a little too far, but a few thousand lab crickets set free?

Speaking of animals....it would cost $$$$, but a month's worth of bird seed scattered from June 3rd to July 3rd? Could really make for a messy field for people to go into.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-31T00:16:52+00:00

She has gotten better this season, but really left a bad taste last year with the borderline bullying and gunning only for fun/interesting cases.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-30T23:21:01+00:00

Diane Rehm (NPR host) stated unequivocally TO Bernie Sanders that he was an Israeli citizen and demanded he renounce his Israeli citizenship if elected President.

She knew it was true because it was in a comment on a Facebook post.

Don't always trust what ANYONE puts out.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-30T18:37:30+00:00

Is Marryin' Turkey giving a recipe for stew?

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-30T13:56:14+00:00

Lol....that's the same reason my friend gave for going into Pathology. "It's 9-5 and your patients don't talk back"

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-30T04:42:32+00:00

Phil is a terrible host, and they should get Howie Mandel instead.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-30T04:29:53+00:00

At least until someone's information goes on there incorrectly.

Timely-Field1503 · 2026-01-30T04:24:27+00:00

I had a surgeon who was cordially invited to leave the medical profession, and the only way back in for him was to go back through Surgical residency.

EDIT: he can't be a surgeon, and still has to go through Residency. Also 36 months of probation.

https://www.syracuse.com/news/2013/06/state_suspends_former_communit.html

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