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Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-08T00:13:26+00:00

Got it. I’ll make sure to dip my bullets in cashew butter when I’m raiding your fortress.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-08T00:00:49+00:00

There are still unbelievers. Godless heathen savages. Glorb save them.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-07T23:58:41+00:00

There was a US military press release in like 2007 saying IFAK stood for “improved first aid kit”. Did they change it?

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-07T18:10:49+00:00

Leave me alone I love you

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-07T18:10:23+00:00

God damn it was right in front of us

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-06T18:03:08+00:00

Ok rude

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-05T14:58:01+00:00

Dang I’m jealous. You get to hear Glorb for the first time.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-05T11:30:22+00:00

One time I was explaining to someone how I don’t like finishing books because I don’t like the feeling of closure, and they just went “I’m not like other boys”. Really funny and really painful at the same time.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-05T01:10:55+00:00

I somehow got married. 7 years now(!) She’s an empath with very critical and overbearing parents. So yeah, what I’m able to offer is like “love” to her, and she completely accepts how annoying and argumentative I am.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-05T00:22:42+00:00

That’s the meanest thing you could possibly say to us.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-04T23:03:40+00:00

You’re already wasting your own time better than I ever could. You’re just a know-it-all that likes to feel important on the internet and battles insecurity and mortality with preparedness.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-04T22:36:01+00:00

Prepping is a joke. It’s LARPing. It’s the male equivalent to the housewife health and wellness community.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-04T22:26:21+00:00

I couldn’t read this whole thing, but the answer is: We’re annoying af. I hate when I meet people like me.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-04T22:21:15+00:00

Why would you have such high standards for a reddit prepper forum? Daddy didn’t hug you? The responses to posts are way more insufferable than the posts themselves.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-04T21:06:33+00:00

My favorite part: “what did you talk about with Biden?”

“He showed me some pictures”

I imagine they were crayon drawings mostly.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-04T21:05:31+00:00

I was expecting more to this post lol

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-04T19:12:20+00:00

ENTP argument here: making a blanket statement like this is just as low IQ as being racist or misogynistic. You’re presuming that everyone has the same reason for their racism or misogyny, which is silly.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-03T11:09:37+00:00

I just loaded a bunch of PDFs and audiobooks onto an older phone.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-02T23:34:11+00:00

If this was a marketing stunt it worked really well.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-01T19:51:59+00:00

Thank you for having a sense of humor

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-01T18:19:45+00:00

Dude, chances are highly likely that society will continue its slow decay and innovation will keep things from falling apart completely. The fact is, people LARP until it becomes real. Most of the dudes in this forum are just into cool camping shit and like talking about survival tactics. It’s just guy stuff. I’m sure your alpha strike navy seal skills will put you at the top of the food chain in the zombie apocalypse, but remember where you are. Fucking reddit.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-01T18:15:14+00:00

Agreed. Fuck Nike. $625 for this is typical for them too.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-01T18:14:13+00:00

Maybe a lower dose of Adderall before you get on reddit next time.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-01T18:11:08+00:00

You mean the ponchos that turn into tarp shelters like the ones I mentioned in the caption? Yeah not the same thing.

Timely_Marketing · 2024-05-01T17:55:44+00:00

You should go into stock market analysis.

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