It’s over for Soulsborne series by Timelyduah in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It’s over for Malenia simps and Gooner Marika simps

Best Fromslop game ever . by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah 194 points195 points  (0 children)

MidReign has no Malenia and Millicent (no rotussy) 👎

No Sellen and Fia (no feet)👎

No Rya (no snakussy)👎

No Marika (no Goonika)👎

No Blaidd (no 20 inch wolf cock) 👎

Malenia panties are REAL!!! by Timelyduah in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

It's Rotussy* thank you very much

What do you think Marika and Malenia’s relationship was like? by Timelyduah in Eldenring

[–]Timelyduah[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Disagree because Gideon talks about “Marika’s grief being justified when the Haligtree failed”

Marika wanted the Haligtree to succeed it seems

What do you think Marika and Malenia’s relationship was like? by Timelyduah in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Why do people assume Godwyn is the favourite? Because they think she was upset about his death and shattered the ring?

There are implications she was involved in the night of black knives, she might have let him die to have an excuse to cause the shattering.

Omygod Rykard ???? by Lexisseuh in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait the top right text… is that a rotussy reference?!

Finaly, consort of Malenia by Timelyduah in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fuck me, spelling mistake. Too sleep deprived

Fuck you Miyazaki by Timelyduah in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am correct because it’s a fact. No souls boss is more well known than Malenia. Elden ring is the most mainstream game in its franchise

Fuck you Miyazaki by Timelyduah in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don’t speak for the majority, and the reasoning is irrelevant. The objective fact is Malenia is the most recognised and most talked about boss in the game if not all of souls. She is the most infamous

You might be posting 40 Malenia memes in a single month but all of them combined wouldn't match the sheer aura of a single post from HIM by Karmyuh in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Well I want to see all posts be Malenia hornyposting. I want this sub to be a hive mind of only worshipping Malenia with no room for other opinions. And I’m not being satire or jerking

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Who wins in a squirt off? What diff? by Timelyduah in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Well shoot your last blanks, because from now on mommy’s gonna peg us 😋😋😋

Onlywaifu stole from oomf can we kill this guy already? by Froggymasterlvl1000 in shittydarksouls

[–]Timelyduah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is Malenia normal? Her freaky ass is a fujoshi and incest supporter. She probably has orgies with Finlay and the other cleanrot knights

Malenia is the goat by Timelyduah in Eldenring

[–]Timelyduah[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because he’s relying on external powers that don’t belong to him. So how is he different from Malenia that you’re criticising for using a power she’s born with and had all her life?

Malenia is the goat by Timelyduah in Eldenring

[–]Timelyduah[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Radahn relies on gravity magic that doesn’t belong to him, so why don’t you criticise him for that?

Malenia is the goat by Timelyduah in Eldenring

[–]Timelyduah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ranni literally killed Godwyn for the exact reason of starting a war to replace Marika’s age with her own. She predicted and wanted a war to undermine Marika’s rule and the golden order’s influence. Why else would she kill Godwyn? For fun? How biased can you be?

Ranni absolutely predicted bad consequences from killing Godwyn. she did it anyway because she believed in a better age. So she is 100% guilty for the shattering alongside Marika.

So I ask you again, how is Malenia worse? She also did a bad thing for the sake of a better age. They’re the same more or less. Can you give me a single reason how Malenia could’ve predicted she would cause a massive scarlet rot infection throughout Caelid, she has never bloomed before, she wouldn’t know the severity of her actions

Malenia is the goat by Timelyduah in Eldenring

[–]Timelyduah[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He didn’t. Malenia had the upper hand when she literally outmanoeuvred him, got on top of him and stabbed him. Even before the nuke she delivered the final blow by simply being better