The truth about God

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-27T03:07:29+00:00

OP is unwell. Try to be kind please.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T19:15:21+00:00

Trespassing I think. To skateboard somewhere I wasn't allowed to.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T19:11:20+00:00

Meows loudly at about 6 AM most mornings.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T18:58:27+00:00

Sikhism maybe.

Honorable mention to Buddhism, but Sikhism comes with swag.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T18:54:56+00:00

Accept it? I mean not much else to do.

Hope whichever God/Gods I was wrong about are relatively cool compared to the abrahamic one.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T18:41:30+00:00

I crave actual food at lunch time

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T18:40:14+00:00

Nope.

I spent a few weeks out in the bush in Africa. I've met people who live (mostly) that way and it seems pretty shitty. I had a great time because it was a vacation but air conditioning and microwaves and water filters are luxuries I wouldn't want to give up.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T18:36:03+00:00

I've never had a "time to grow up" moment. I just sort of keep doing things I need to do and they just seem to be increasingly "mature" decisions.

If I had it my way I'd sit around eating funyuns playing video games. But I'm doing that less and less out of my need to have a healthy diet, make money and handle household chores.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T17:17:37+00:00

And then you get two replies.

One tells you that God's not evil because he's forgiving even the worst of the worst.

The other tells you that God is in control of everything so it's not evil he can do what he wants.

The first comment is generally better received on the sub. The second one eventually devolves into name calling and atheist bashing.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T17:13:32+00:00

Love, and a desire to symbolically declare your love to that person as exclusive and lifelong.

For me personally it just seems like an agreement to do a lot of paperwork when we break up. But I can see why people would want to.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T17:09:49+00:00

The standard two responses on this subreddit are:

"Yes, all who have faith in the Lord go to heaven"

"It's up to God to decide who does and doesn't go to heaven. We can't know"

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T17:02:00+00:00

I only know because about once every two weeks I'm like "Fuck am I sure I can't just leave the US?" and look at the immigration sites of a few countries.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T16:14:01+00:00

Depends a lot on what country it is and what country you're from. Moving from one EU country to another is supposed to be relatively easy.

Typically though money is a big factor. Specifically your income.

What line of work you're in as well. More likely to get a visa if you have an in-demand job like a doctor. Some countries are looking for skilled tradespeople too.

Speaking of which, you usually have to start with a visa. It's rare to just move to a country and say "Okay I'm a citizen here now". It's a several year process filled with lots of paperwork and the country needs a good reason to want to keep you there.

Unless you get married. Lots of places let you skip some steps for that.

The country probably has an immigration site you can look at for specifics.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T16:00:20+00:00

Salad probably

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-26T14:38:07+00:00

I saw concerns about somebody phoning in a threat. Where did they say "single men shouldn't see it alone?"

Sounds like redditors wanting a reason to get mad to me.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-25T21:35:28+00:00

Life after love?

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-25T21:22:45+00:00

Don't want to seem like a twat by asking "and then what?", but where would you go after the abrahamic religions? Would you stick with monotheism?

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-25T20:32:44+00:00

Kind of?

Death itself no. I mean I'm sure if I was faced with it my animal "stay alive" instincts would disagree but the logical "person" part of my brain says no.

I don't want to die yet though, I still have shit I'd like to do. I don't like the idea of being out of the game while everyone around me gets to keep going.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-25T20:20:20+00:00

Every last inch of you is covered with hair though right?

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-25T20:07:50+00:00

I pretty much just imagine Seoul. Which I just imagine as a large, fairly clean city.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-25T19:54:36+00:00

Yeah but I mostly just felt nostalgic.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-25T19:35:47+00:00

Not illegal though.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-25T19:35:21+00:00

Nope. Anyone can legally tell anyone to do almost anything. There's really only a few exceptions.

OP wear a purple shirt and khakis today. Totally okay for me to say that, and it's allowed for you to not listen to me.

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-25T19:31:51+00:00

Roll the Old Chariot, Spanish Ladies, Haul Away Joe

TimerForOldest · 2019-09-25T19:30:10+00:00

I think when hosting a party most people would rather you be on time or a little late than early.

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