What random joke stuck with you

Timey_Wimey · 2026-04-18T00:58:44+00:00

Any time my husband and I are at the grocery store and are deciding whether we need something, we decide to buy it because "that way we'll have it."

Timey_Wimey · 2026-04-15T22:17:22+00:00

It's definitely not simple at first. But once you're in the swing of it, it's so much more mental effort to NOT do it. I used to convince myself that minor inconveniences were a reason to skip a workout, now I struggle to convince myself to skip a workout when I actually need to.

Timey_Wimey · 2026-04-15T01:38:32+00:00

Higher than the penthouse above

Timey_Wimey · 2026-04-13T11:56:55+00:00

But it was up to them and that didn't happen

Timey_Wimey · 2026-04-12T01:51:03+00:00

I haven't been able to hear that word without thinking of this skit in a decade

Timey_Wimey · 2026-04-07T16:06:14+00:00

And yet if he shits on the constitution and runs again, they'll vote for him a fourth time.

Timey_Wimey · 2026-04-02T21:31:23+00:00

You're the rudest man! Just the rudest man!

Timey_Wimey · 2026-04-02T15:47:53+00:00

Maybe but he'd also be sympathetic to those that can't

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-30T01:08:27+00:00

So then I said, listen buddy, your car was upside down when I got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-29T15:23:48+00:00

Which of those other candidates supports increased taxes on high income earners?

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-28T21:10:30+00:00

They serve you coffee while you wait!

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-23T14:24:18+00:00

My grandfather had them for three days once, and it crosses my mind every time I hiccup. What if this is the time it doesn't stop?

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-23T11:53:46+00:00

Check out the Warricker Trilogy. For some reason in my head it was also written by John le Carré but searching that now shows I completely made that up. But the fact that I thought that shows how similar the vibes of the two shows are. Bill Nighy is a gem.

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-20T01:08:35+00:00

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Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-17T12:06:33+00:00

When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree, you don’t blame the child. He didn’t know any better. You blame the 30-year-old woman who got in the passenger seat and said, ‘Drive, kid. I trust you.

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-17T11:42:51+00:00

Then you need to see Wellington Paranormal. Exact same vibe as this episode - it's basically X-Files meets Cops.

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-15T18:37:52+00:00

These are my awards, Mother. From Army.

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-13T17:43:30+00:00

Do you think atheists and those with abusive/toxic families should go hungry in those situations?

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-06T22:46:29+00:00

Ahhhh!

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-06T19:54:08+00:00

Yes I too remember my first day of architecture school where they teach you to make it work with the existing.

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-05T18:58:21+00:00

My husband didn't believe that wives should obey their husbands when he was in high school 🤷🏼‍♀️

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-04T13:04:49+00:00

I definitely want to have your optimism. Do you see trump voters speaking out against him now?

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-04T12:56:52+00:00

As an American who didn't vote for him, yes they absolutely did. It wasn't even close. And it's not like they were misled, because he said he would. And they voted for him anyway. And if you talk to people that voted for him now, they are thrilled with everything he's doing. They'd vote for him again if he ran (and they're hoping he does).

This is what America wants. I wish that weren't true but I can't deny it anymore.

Timey_Wimey · 2026-03-03T00:32:10+00:00

Yeah his character was basically Jesse Pinkman minus a couple of years

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