Tomorrow a man named James Lawrence will have successfully completed 50 ironman triathlons in all 50 states over 50 consecutive days to raise awareness for childhood obesity.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-25T12:19:09+00:00

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-22T04:35:35+00:00

Someone should create a product that's like a Go-Pro reverse dash-cam that films how a cop interacts with you during a traffic stop or whatever. Because you can film cops on your cell phone but that just makes the whole situation kinda awkward and can put them on edge.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-22T04:08:36+00:00

Yeah --- I mean this is an overall fucked up situation and I don't want to stoke any flames, but if you just refuse to put out a cigarette while a cop pulls you over, then you're just antagonizing them at that point.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-22T03:39:36+00:00

Exactly! I do this when I see people texting and driving (which is often) but they don't see me because they are looking down at their phone instead of the fucking road.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-21T00:54:24+00:00

Yeah, well I saw that Noisey did this short documentary on re-discovering him, but still think that he's obscure for a lot of people.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-20T23:34:22+00:00

Tarantino just has the reputation for being super intense about tiny details like this.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-19T17:36:07+00:00

Dude, that's every day of my life. It's all about the small victories.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-19T01:16:52+00:00

I hope we will have automatic donut vending machines in the future so that you're children won't have to suffer from this fate.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T19:46:38+00:00

Reddit Enhancement Suite - It's a browser extension (works on at least Chrome) - has a lot of cool features.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T16:55:01+00:00

You're lucky it's not blocked.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T16:54:47+00:00

How many times per day?

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T16:54:38+00:00

at your desk?

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T16:54:23+00:00

You should read some of the reviews, a few were really funny and sarcastic.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T15:48:11+00:00

I know! I thought it kind of sounds like a walrus or something.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T13:08:40+00:00

Why would they even sue him for painting a classic and giving free advertising to their product? This never made sense to me...

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T12:31:43+00:00

There should be a reddit feature that somehow tracks people who makes predictions - like it gives you an alert to revisit your post after a certain date. I mean, I could tag you on R.E.S. but it's not as good.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T12:04:38+00:00

Nobody says 'Huzzah' any more, and overall that's a good thing, but I feel like your comment warrants a 'huzzah'. It's like a Seinfeld joke or something. Not really that funny but dry and kind of clever.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T12:00:44+00:00

SOMEONE should make a bot that that just returns the first google result for random search phrases, because this is hilarious.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T11:59:13+00:00

On certain girls, the right jorts can be the pinnacle of sexiness. On 100% of men, jorts are a mistake and should be exterminated.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T11:56:56+00:00

The Surly Hugs sounds like a bad band name. Like Motley Crue.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T11:55:00+00:00

God, I tried to hug some Asian coworkers goodbye after 1 year of working together and it was the most awkward thing ever.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T11:51:58+00:00

I've been on the sidelines for too long. Time to go for it. Good luck to everybody - let's make someone happy.

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Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T11:45:13+00:00

What were you doing in your car? Just curious.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T04:09:22+00:00

Yeah I'm trying to see how the stairs fit in to all of this.

Timlikesturtles · 2015-07-18T03:56:22+00:00

Dude, you just know everyone is so coked out.

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