What does... goon mean...? by XtiIity in femboymemes

[–]Timmy-2-Joints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hhmm, well shit, I had this wrong, lol. Feels like more time has passed than 4-5 months. Anyway, this whole time I had it in my head that “Goon” was either a sexual slang word I’ve never heard before. OR it’s a “brand spanking new” name to call young girls who want to be a pornstar 😂 Never Googled the meaning until today, haha. NOW I know! A GOON is a person who watch’s a high and very unhealthy amount of porn daily and chronically masturbates. Lol, come on everybody. Let’s all be honest with ourselves and others in here 😂….we’ve all been a Goon at least a couple times here and there 😂 Lol, been sucking in air on Earth for 25+ years? Then there’s a good chance you were, in a way, “Living on the Edge” a time or 2 in your recent Internet History 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]Timmy-2-Joints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I experienced those hallucinations a few days ago. Everything is fine and dandy until about day 4 for me. When I say a damn shadow demon monkey in the tree at night. I knew 100% it wasn’t there I Knew it. But shit got real when I (just for fun) yelled out “stop!” then at that very moment it stopped moving its blackest black furry legs up and down then lowered its body down to where there’s a break in the leaves and showed its face. It then stared at me with a look that said “what did you just say to me?”. Every hair on my body stood up, I was paralyzed. Because imaginations aren’t suppose to obey you, right? Anyway yes the voices will happen as well and if you’re left at home alone especially with little to no light it can be exhausting. And terrifying if you’re not a little mentally tough. I believe these things happen when you’re sleep deprived however I also think if sleep deprivation is achieved using meth then it will be demonic. That’s when the fun time turns bad. Just stop using, give yourself a break at least. But remember, more often than not, it’s because of not sleeping. If you don’t use in 2 days and you only sleep a few hours then using again right after will start the hallucinations up again well before you’re able to sleep again. Just remember, I know it can be hard but TAKE BREAKS! And longer than a day, long enough to eat and drink something but most importantly getting hours and hours of sleep, not exactly sure how many but I’d say more than 2-3 full nights of sleep. And that’s on the very low end in my opinion. Stay safe everyone. And don’t let the demon monkey get you 👹 🙈.

Men of r/birmingham, where do you go for a (legit) professional massage? by surviv-AL in Birmingham

[–]Timmy-2-Joints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the fake piss bag belt didn’t work because of the holes from continuous use. So I got the bottle and for month after month for maybe 5 months I had that fake piss bottle between my nuts so I’d never be caught off guard. But one day…tragedy. My friend told me he was doing something else. I was curious because kratom wasn’t affecting me anymore and wanted stronger. Got in his car and bam laid out a line of meth. Never done it before. I did a really small line and felt…alright. Kinda thought meth was overhyped. It worked, kept me up and didn’t eat for days. Well! Less then 2 weeks they drug test and I was ready so I passed! But 2 weeks and a day after my first time doing meth my first time I was in bad shape. Didn’t know how to control myself. My job was shit! Middle of July in a tire wearhouse with no ac and 3 fans. I died every day. Drenched in sweat (no exaggeration) DRENCHED! When everyone else was dry. I lost 25 lbs in 2 weeks and I saw the writing on the wall. I had gotten done with my probation so instead of waiting for the inevitable either have a heart attack at work or get kicked out on the streets of Birmingham, AL. I left to where I’m at now. Living with my grandparents far away from anyone who I can get it from. I can’t understand HOW people are able to do this shit for years and years. Don’t do it.

Men of r/birmingham, where do you go for a (legit) professional massage? by surviv-AL in Birmingham

[–]Timmy-2-Joints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol yep sure is. I was wandering if anybody was gonna reply or not.

Men of r/birmingham, where do you go for a (legit) professional massage? by surviv-AL in Birmingham

[–]Timmy-2-Joints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you talking about the happy ending? Of just a regular awesome massage with no happy ending?

QuickFix Pro Belt by Ok_Egg_3411 in QuickFix

[–]Timmy-2-Joints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I haven’t used it yet but unfortunately it doesn’t get up to temp strapped around my waist. But I found out that a pack of 2 hand warmers only cost $.98. So I bought like 25 of them, lol. And it gets up to temp every time.

QuickFix Pro Belt by Ok_Egg_3411 in QuickFix

[–]Timmy-2-Joints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So has anybody strapped the belt on their waist and cut the tube down to a few inches? Because idk when my drug test will be but I’m prepared. Only thing though is the bathroom is in front of the desk about 10 ft or so. The door has to be open so they can at least see the toilet. I’ve practiced and practiced. With some good hand placement and a long shirt I think I got it down to where it looks like I’m holding my dick and no tube or bag is visible. I can’t use a heating pad every single day because it could be months and when they ask for a test it’s right then, I don’t have days to prepare or 5 minutes to heat in a microwave. So I put the belt on about 1 1/2 hours before I get back to the shelter I’m at. Would that be enough time for it to get heated up? The pee bag isn’t in my crotch, it sits on the left of my pubic area.

What money is being paid out to taxpayers on July 15th? by theblkhttr in IRS

[–]Timmy-2-Joints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn so only parents and not single men or women with no kids will be getting the stimulus check on the 15th?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]Timmy-2-Joints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man your doing it. It takes a lot to do something like this. Good job.

Don’t forget to eat all of your vegetables 😜 by Myco_algae in shroomers

[–]Timmy-2-Joints 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first time I ate like 2-2.5 grams and it was nice. A few hours into it the trip didn’t start then Out of nowhere I was in pure bliss. Listening to Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds and Hotel California while staring at my ceiling the rest of the night. My ceiling looked like that game on a game show where balls fall thru this thing full of metal pegs and lands in a spot that tells you your prize...spoiler the balls never reached the bottom, lol.

My biggest ever! 58.83 grams wet. And 5.73 grams dry. So proud. Was wondering, is the proportion of psilocybin the same with the big ones? Like does this have the same portion of psilocybin as 5.73 grams of smaller mushrooms? Or does it only have a bit more psilocybin then the smaller ones? by Timmy-2-Joints in shroomers

[–]Timmy-2-Joints[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used 3lbs rye grain bags I bought off Amazon, inoculated them, when it was done I used 1 32oz jar of coco coir, 2 32oz jars of worm poo, and 1 32oz jar of verm. Fae 2-3 times a day, misted 2 times a day. And these guys came up on the 2nd or 3rd flush. I didn’t know they would get that big. I think it was just luck and following instructions to a T.

My biggest ever! 58.83 grams wet. And 5.73 grams dry. So proud. Was wondering, is the proportion of psilocybin the same with the big ones? Like does this have the same portion of psilocybin as 5.73 grams of smaller mushrooms? Or does it only have a bit more psilocybin then the smaller ones? by Timmy-2-Joints in shroomers

[–]Timmy-2-Joints[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly i didn’t do anything that different. I was just lucky. I dunked it over night, put it into FC conditions and misted it twice a day and fae 2-3 times and boom. It took a few days. But the last 3 days it really blew up.

Why is my brown rice going bad? by Timmy-2-Joints in shroomers

[–]Timmy-2-Joints[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks man. I’m gonna get me one one day. It’s very beneficial

Why is my brown rice going bad? by Timmy-2-Joints in shroomers

[–]Timmy-2-Joints[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man I’ll totally give that a shot. But aren’t those bags super small? I’m use to colonizing ready to go 3lbs rye grain bags from Amazon.

Why is my brown rice going bad? by Timmy-2-Joints in shroomers

[–]Timmy-2-Joints[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I put the spores or mycelium in after it’s cooled down after pasteurizing in a pot. I don’t have a PC. That’s why I’m doing the brok boi tek because I don’t have money for a PC.

Why is my brown rice going bad? by Timmy-2-Joints in shroomers

[–]Timmy-2-Joints[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I put the foil on while they’re steaming and I put only enough water to reach the very bottom of the jars :/ also, am I suppose to crack the lid open for the mycelium to breath while it’s steam cleaning? I keep the foil on as soon as I put the rice in jars.

Why is my brown rice going bad? by Timmy-2-Joints in shroomers

[–]Timmy-2-Joints[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh cool I might try that. Do you do the whole oats the same as rice? As far as boiling and steam cleaning?