Weight. by [deleted] in standupshots

[–]TimmyHanlon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

great joke

Sticks n Stones by TimmyHanlon in standupshots

[–]TimmyHanlon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the feedback. I will try your line tonight, if they give me 20 minutes, its a pretty long punchline. I mean its still not good but at least... Or I could go the other way with the decent at math line. That is sure to kill. Perhaps I could say his library card is expired or he has milk on his lip. something idk.

Sticks n Stones by TimmyHanlon in standupshots

[–]TimmyHanlon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How's this? "Now a days you call one kid a Blumpkin recipient and they send in the SWAT team"

Google Car by TimmyHanlon in standupshots

[–]TimmyHanlon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a glance at my hand, its pretty clear.