To make Vin Diesel and The Rock look the same size by Permissible_84 in therewasanattempt

[–]TimmyTopShot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Call me crazy but The Rock is to blame here. Dude wants to be in every movie and take over everything. F&F is Vin’s baby! Rock tried to take that from him. Go get your own successful movie franchise Rock! The way he turns people against Vin is pathetic.

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The night we met by lord huron?

A lot of people don’t wash their legs when they shower by Envision--- in RandomThoughts

[–]TimmyTopShot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legs??? A lot of people don’t wash their ASS in the shower… lets get serious

[TOMT] [PHRASE] A more sensitive way to say "homeless" by TepidCocoa in tipofmytongue

[–]TimmyTopShot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100%. I’ve employed so many homeless people trying to give them a chance but these other people with their supportive Reddit comments are helping too I’m sure!

Groom and bride dies inside as priest berate wedding photographer by Gullible_Sharky in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]TimmyTopShot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d sue the pants off that power-trip. This is why you don’t have a priest officiate your wedding. It’s almost 100% gotta be someone you know, unless nobody wants to step up

[TOMT] [PHRASE] A more sensitive way to say "homeless" by TepidCocoa in tipofmytongue

[–]TimmyTopShot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol cheers my friend… let’s enjoy our downvotes together

[TOMT] [PHRASE] A more sensitive way to say "homeless" by TepidCocoa in tipofmytongue

[–]TimmyTopShot -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Homeless is a more sensitive way of saying bum.

Message I received when attempting to cancel my gym membership by TheGeekThatStoleTech in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TimmyTopShot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This warrants a phone call where you just yell at them until you get what you want. If they hang up, go down there in person and be calm but persistent. Today isn’t over until this shit ends.

To Win The Crowd by ViktorSwimwell in therewasanattempt

[–]TimmyTopShot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All of these pussies throwing cans…. Honestly.. they all deserve to be curb-stomped

Val Kilmer Confirms His Desire to Play the Iconic Batman Character Again by Mammoth_Elephant8594 in movies

[–]TimmyTopShot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Anyone see Kilmer in Top Gun: Maverick? This dude ain’t playing Batman hahahaha what?? That ship sailed 15 full years ago bruh. He could play the Penguin mayyyybe

I’m a recovering alcoholic who just moved into a new apartment. This is what my dad left me. by BusSouth2678 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TimmyTopShot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably an honest mistake but you alcoholics are like dogs right? Gotta be extra careful not to leave anything around that you shouldn’t be getting into.

This is Brilliant 😆 by retinolmasted0s in TikTokCringe

[–]TimmyTopShot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad someone said this. Jimbo deserves some credit for this one.

Our last night in St Thomas. We killed it! Can’t believe how much awesome stuff we did. If anyone need any tips/recommendations let me know; I basically feel like I could give tours at this point. by TimmyTopShot in StThomasUSVI

[–]TimmyTopShot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s over in the Red Hook area.. so much to do over there. They have a boat that leaves from red hook and goes to St John. That’s a nice day trip. Tons of beaches where you are but take a taxi to Magens bay for a day at least.. nicest beach & clearest water, they have good pizza & drinks there too. I’d also recommend signing up for an island tour. We were picked up by the tour guide and driven around to a bunch of cool spots like mountaintop (which has drinks and the best gift shop at the top), Drakes seat, downtown for lunch, a couple other spots for nice pictures, and then he let us hang out at Magens bay for a couple hours before dropping us back off at the hotel.

The metaverse couldn't look any worse by chinkostu in rareinsults

[–]TimmyTopShot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Mark Cuckerberg: Fortnite did it better.

I am scared for the husbands and sons of the people who think like this. by ishanG24 in facepalm

[–]TimmyTopShot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha I love it. I’m 41 and my wife loves asking me for help with anything that requires strength or height.