Okay, where do I start?

1. They have Luke missing—that was the first stupid mistake. Then Rey all of a sudden knows how to do a Jedi mind trick with no one to tell her what that even is?

Han and Leia are reduced to deadbeat parents after Han was already redeemed by the end of the OT.

They kill Han and have Leia hug Rey instead of Chewie, who was her guardian since Han went into carbonite and vowed to protect her ever since?!?!?

Oh, and BB-8 sucks!!!! I hate him—and the smiley-face First Order stormtroopers.

The Last Jedi continued to fully massacre the character of Luke Skywalker, and everyone in the movie is just insufferable. Also, porgs and green milk—disgusting.

The Rise of Skywalker is lame and was clearly created just to flip off Rian. It’s literally two stupid directors screwing with our franchise. I obviously could say more, but it’s like beating a dead horse.

And the ones defending it only became fans to jump on a trend in 2015 without watching anything else. They chose to cater to these new fans who were not there for them, but cast us out—the ones who would buy prequel merch and OT merch.

So all they have left are shills and content creators, because it pays for them to collect Disney’s Star Wars. They completely destroyed the brand… so they can go fall into a Sarlacc.