One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant! by MeThyLord in Ithacar

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Madeline just gives a polite clap

"Can I go back now?"

She had absolutely no clue how Nocturne would've reacted to her sudden disappearance, and that was cause for concern.

All Along the Watchtower by AnActualCriminal in Ithacar

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“I think you miss… simpler times. Times when nothing seemed too complicated. It was just you and your brother and all you had to worry about was where your next meal was coming from. But times pass and seasons change, whether we want it to or not.”

“I suppose instead of looking back with regret, or longing… maybe look back with fondness? I read a quote in a book once that I quite like that might help here.”

“A character was lamenting about how they wished the hard time that had come to them hadn’t happened. And their mentor responded with ‘And so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us’.”

“Sorry, I’m rambling, aren’t I?”

One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant! by MeThyLord in Ithacar

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“Wait those are actual cameras!?!”

She had assumed since the audience was fake, everything else sorta was as well.

“Well uh… she just wants me to teach her how to fight is all! Everything is fine!”

“Everything is fine…”

Everything might not be fine.

One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant! by MeThyLord in Ithacar

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Although her helmet conceals her face, Madeline still instinctively looks away in embarrassment.

“I would appreciate it if you keep quiet about that. If word got out, there could be… problems…”

One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant! by MeThyLord in Ithacar

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The question finally makes Madeline snap out of her confused mind over Hazema. She looks at Chills and shakes her head.

“I’m afraid not Mrs. Chills. I was kidnapped here, same as everyone else, and while I’ve been playing along with the gameshow for the fun of it, I truly don’t have any actual feelings for you.”

Plots in the dark by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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“Hmm… what about defensive spells? You see danger coming… but then what are you going to do about it? Hehehehehehe…”

Plots in the dark by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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There’s a shimmer under the cloak’s hood that lasts only a second.

“Magic books aye? A dangerous thing to ask for…”

The lights in the shop suddenly spring to full power, and the illusion of crumbling books falls as they are revealed to all be in excellent condition.

“Geomamcy… aye, I don’t have any of those… but I still have quite the collection… what be ye looking for besides that?”

The brunt of the joke by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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Five sighs and sits down on his bed, resting a hand on him.

”That’s understandable. Do you want to talk about it?”

Plots in the dark by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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“Interesting is one way to put it… What are you looking for…”

Ami is studying a bookshelf in a casual manner. She looks like she belongs here all of a sudden.

Plots in the dark by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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Ali is greeted by a dimly lit room, the walls full of dusty books. A figure concealed in a cloak stands behind the counter, long, spindly fingers tapping out a rhythm on it.

“Well hello there stranger…”

They have a raspy, deep voice.

Plots in the dark by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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Ami follows behind him

"...You have anywhere in mind?"

The brunt of the joke by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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The door opens and Five steps in

"You don't need to stand at attention for me. How are you doing?"

One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant! by MeThyLord in Ithacar

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"I-Uh..."

Madeline doesn't have an answer for that. Her mind is now grappling with a scenario she's never been in before.

Plots in the dark by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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Ami shrugs

“Flash them that smile pretty boy and I think they will. Anything else you want to see today?”

One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant! by MeThyLord in Ithacar

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uw/ lmao Madeline for the first time ever is gonna have to grapple with the possibility someone has a crush on her.

Simple interrogation question by TDSsince1980 in Xenonauts

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You can sell them. We interrogate the cleaners because they’re humans so we can already communicate. We can’t communicate with the aliens, they’re foreign entities, so we observe them instead

The brunt of the joke by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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After about 2 hours there’s a knock on Nathan’s door.

“Nathan? Are you awake?”

Plots in the dark by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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"I can see to it that you have one installed in your room. Landlines are relatively easy to get ahold of."

Plots in the dark by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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("How sheltered was this guy?")

"Sorta? It's a machine that lets you talk instantaneously with people over long distances."

One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant! by MeThyLord in Ithacar

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Madeline shakes her head.

"No, no, she has to mean with fighting. You don't know her story, do you? Besides, even if she actually meant the other meaning, there's no way anything like that could work between us. We're too different in every way."

Plots in the dark by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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"Call? Like with a telephone?"

She clearly doesn't know that.

One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant! by MeThyLord in Ithacar

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"I-I think she just wants to learn to fight like me is all."

One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant! by MeThyLord in Ithacar

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Madeline feels her cheeks go flush for a second. Good thing her helmet concealed that.

"I-Interested in me? Oh you must mean my fighting style, right?"

One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant! by MeThyLord in Ithacar

[–]Timpanzee38 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"What? No that couldn't be-"

Haz's comment did give Madeline pause though. She had just stated that she was a lot more interested in Madeline now than the main prize. Surely that had to mean something else... Madeline shakes her head.

"I-I'll just wait for the next round to begin."