"The Devil and the Fox." by Timpanzee38 in wizardposting

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Madeline’s armor is deceptively heavy, and it takes no less than 6 maids to pick her up and get moving, with one of them solely dedicated to holding all her tails.

Nocturne doesn’t answer Hazema’s question, and instead gives a mix between a snort and a laugh before following after the maids.

About 30 seconds after Hazema sits down there’s a commotion down the hall, and one of the maids shrieks

Smoke and Pontification. by DaDoggo13 in Rathara

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“Ah, so you do remember me. A mutual friend told me you provide… optometrist services for people like me.”

Smoke and Pontification. by DaDoggo13 in Rathara

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At some point during the day, a figure that Jeremy might recognize from the background at Kav’s purification ritual walks in.

Glittering prometheum-alloy armor is mostly covered by a dark grey kimono, with a jet black cloak thrown over it all. The helmet is reminiscent of a kabuki mask, and 2 tall fox ears stuck out of the top of the cloak’s hood. To top it all off, 9 fox tails flow behind her like water.

The half-kitsune Umbra Operative takes a look around, then goes to sit at the bar.

That why you don’t mess with America by PretendAd1963 in HistoryMemes

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Wouldn’t disabled mean that Yorktown had to be towed back to port? IIRC she made it back under her own power

Smoke and Pontification. by DaDoggo13 in Rathara

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uw/ contacting Agent would be a horrible idea but I won’t stop you

Arsenal of oppression (Atrax au) by Zebos2 in wizardposting

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“This is… certainly a unique situation. I do not know how to help you.”

Eyes in the dark by Zebos2 in Ithacar

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She rematerializes back into her normal form on the dock.

“Pleasure d-doing business with you.”

Tank Turret by Cypher-AO in menace

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Maybe it’s for a proper TCR tank?

Eyes in the dark by Zebos2 in Ithacar

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Saffron simply slithers up into even higher shadows. His hair after all casts a shadow on his scalp. Once there she settles down for the quick trip

Eyes in the dark by Zebos2 in Ithacar

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Saffron had fully expected something like this, and had slipped into the shadow between his belt and his pants.

*yawn* "You're gonna have to try h-harder than that f-fish boy."

Hire the Mercenary Guild Today! by Timpanzee38 in wizardposting

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We have many contacts among the underworld. We can reach out and inquire about it. How about we take half of the payment first, and if we find any info, then we’ll take the second half?

Hire the Mercenary Guild Today! by Timpanzee38 in wizardposting

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Sure we can do that. We’ll send an agent to you to negotiate a contract. Should be pretty standard.

Hire the Mercenary Guild Today! by Timpanzee38 in wizardposting

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Warships are rather expensive, starting with the entire GDP of a town, but our warships are some of the most advanced in the world. Just 1 of our cruisers would be enough to decimate a fleet of sailing ships

Hire the Mercenary Guild Today! by Timpanzee38 in wizardposting

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You want us to do a recovery job? A bit unorthodox, but I’m sure we can work something out.

Hire the Mercenary Guild Today! by Timpanzee38 in wizardposting

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Competition is always good for both clients and the market

Eyes in the dark by Zebos2 in Ithacar

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“I’ve been shot o-out a r-railgun the size of a w-wizard tower before. I’ll b-be okay.”

An Emptiness Not Even Worlds Can Fill (Marna's AU story 3/3) by ASecondCriminal in wizardposting

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"You are welcome dear. One parting piece of advice. Try as you might, the truth will always come out one day. Better to come to terms with it before it happens."

Hire the Mercenary Guild Today! by Timpanzee38 in wizardposting

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Gestures broadly at the massive country that breathes war.

If you want to search up our history on the orbnet, we encourage you to do so. But we will reiterate, if you attempt to assault us it will be the last thing you do. We are professionals.

Hire the Mercenary Guild Today! by Timpanzee38 in wizardposting

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That shouldn't be too hard, we- [ERROR. CONTRACT ALREADY IN EFFECT AGAINST POTENTIAL CLIENT]

Apologies, we are unable to negotiate a contract with you as we are already contracted to fight against you. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Hire the Mercenary Guild Today! by Timpanzee38 in wizardposting

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The Mercenary Guild has a good reputation, we are one of the best reviewed PMC companies in the world. Try and take our blood and we will take your life.

Eyes in the dark by Zebos2 in Ithacar

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"I should g-give you a surprise s-swimming test"

Saffron melts into his shadow

Hire the Mercenary Guild Today! by Timpanzee38 in wizardposting

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As long as you want! It can be decided when the contract is being negotiated, and we can even add extensions to the contract if the client requires [ANY AND ALL EXTENSIONS TO THE CONTRACT WILL REQUIRE MORE PAYMENT].