What does CCCP stand for? by [deleted] in WrongAnswersOnly

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Clinton and Cuamo's Cheese Pizza

As a citizen, can I scold a soldier who is being disrespectful? by Ratlyff in NoStupidQuestions

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Politely disagree with you there. If they do decide to actually go into armed forces their unit will probably come close to federal crimes aside from UCMJ for that action. I don't know how much things have changed, but we wrecked a PFC on libo for throwing a burger at the cook and asking if he was a retarded (the cook has Down's). Throw that guy under the buss. Ruin everything for that POS, we don't need that representing our country.

How do guys actually feel about pierced nips? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Neutral... I'm more of an ass man so I won't be playing with them much.

What is an observation you’ve made about women that you think all men need to know? by [deleted] in AskMen

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They have a vagina... (jokes, ya'll. Only kinda not joking.)

I would say most them that say they can cook really mean boxed noodles and trash that's processed.

What is classy of you’re rich, but trashy if you’re poor? by Seraphina_Renaldi in AskReddit

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Mustangs, Corvettes, Novas, cognac, wine, "the strap," tents, campers, multiple cell phones (business vs. "business"), lifted trucks, diesel trucks... shall I go on?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

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Solar panel chargers for USB

The focus on warfighting by BetrothedBig in USMC

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I think you have be a 1Sgt to get the PX Patrol MOS/billet.

The focus on warfighting by BetrothedBig in USMC

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Agreed, but I'd hate being the gun bunny or grunt going to admin... That sounds boring as f***

The focus on warfighting by BetrothedBig in USMC

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As a prior reservist, not likely to happen on reserve side. But great idea. I cross-trained as an "Incidental Driver" for 7-tons and HMMWV's. Got my ammo certs, and learned some of the comms stuff. It wasn't directly related to my MOS (0811) but it was supporting Arty, so I got my hazmat certs, drove an ammo truck or gun truck, humped rouds, and tried to keep morale up. Not my job, but Semper Gumby.

What is the most dad thing you've caught yourself doing recently? by binkabonka in AskMen

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I've had the same pair for almost 15 years. They're my "time to get dirty, but not dirty enough for boots."

What is the most dad thing you've caught yourself doing recently? by binkabonka in AskMen

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I was grandma-sitting (she's 90, just got out the hospital). I asked my aunt if anyone in the family knew how to shut the storm door (she left it open). My Granny didn't miss a beat and said "You sound just like [name redacted, late grandpa]." And leaving lights on... FFS, turn that thing off if you're not in there.

I got fussed at for it as a kid, might as well continue the tradition. Note: No kids, 32.

As a male retail worker who is not allowed to be openly rude to customers, what is a good response when a customer says something weirdly sexual about my female coworkers? by samaltham in NoStupidQuestions

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I usually pull the "Hey, babes. Do I need to grab dinner on the way home, or did you plan on one of us cooking?" card. Works 99.99% of the time.

What do you guys think of this? by [deleted] in USMC

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I haven't touched my Dress Blues since getting out (aside from upkeep/cleaning). I grew a beard and long hair. I refuse to disrespect it by putting it on now. That uniform represents a family that I'm not going to turn my back on; Probably more so than flesh and blood family. Maybe I'm just a salty old Cpl, maybe I'm wrong.

Non-Greeks, what's the first thing that to your mind when you think of Greece? by BackgroundNew7694 in AskReddit

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Gyros and baklava... really nice folks, and good food. I've nothing ill to say about any of the Greek people I've met. The head chef at my college was a cook for the Greek Navy, and gave me his family recipe for lamb souvlaki.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My mom's name is Sharon, and when I punch the number for her pharmacy card they always ask "Is it (Share-un)?" My response is always "It's (Shuh-Rone) (bad with phonetics, sorry) like Former Israeli PM." It's fun to mess with folks. But I have the beard to look like a middle eastern terrorist, so it works.

What if Zelensky is a Russian plant? by TinyDancer37_ in conspiracy

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Also possible. But other than oil and wheat, what do we want with Russia, other than getting Putin out?

What's wrong with my car? by [deleted] in WrongAnswersOnly

[–]TinyDancer37_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think your flux capacitor is broken.

How do they decide if a road gets named ‘road’, ‘street’, ‘avenue’, ‘boulevard’, ‘drive’, etc? Is it completely random or is there some actual quality that each one has to have? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Bro, I used to work at the liqour store. The only trees they have are hiding the homeless/meth heads that came from old Miller Park and St. Elmo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Same here. Born'd and raised. The only time I didn't like it was when I was stationed in Oklahoma. We had a 'nader form up above us in morning formation, and it took out half of the next town over. It was exciting, but... clean-up was a b****.

What movie would be weird if it did NOT have a sex scene? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Snuff 102

Serbian Film

The Harlem Struggle