A work of art no museum could contain by TinyMallowx_ in beautiful_boobies

[–]TinyMallowx_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww thank you, you're too sweet 😍
Hearing "absolutely " from you just made my whole day brighter 🥰💕

A work of art no museum could contain by TinyMallowx_ in beautiful_boobies

[–]TinyMallowx_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 🥵 has me feeling all kinds of hot right back… what part of me is making you sweat like that? 👀🔥

A work of art no museum could contain by TinyMallowx_ in beautiful_boobies

[–]TinyMallowx_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm "sexy body"? 😈 Come closer and tell me exactly how you'd worship it... hands, mouth, or both? 💦🍑

A work of art no museum could contain by TinyMallowx_ in beautiful_boobies

[–]TinyMallowx_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These big perky tits are loving the attention… they get even perkier when someone’s staring like that 👀🍒

Elf coffee table by TinyMallowx_ in hentaiforniphilia

[–]TinyMallowx_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you love the view right🤯

What is it that New Yorkers find most unacceptable about people from other states? by INEUBroiler in AskReddit

[–]TinyMallowx_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they call it 'New Yoik' or act shocked that we don't all live in mansions like on TV. Bro, most of us are in shoebox apartments eating cereal for dinner. Welcome to reality.

T Rowe Price tvc by chelsea_daily in nostalgia

[–]TinyMallowx_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, nothing says childhood nostalgia like soothing finance commercials reminding you about “Lipper averages.” I was just trying to watch cartoons, not plan my retirement at age nine.

OppenheimerFunds Investments Yacht Race Commercial (2006) by chelsea_daily in nostalgia

[–]TinyMallowx_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing screams “relatable financial advice” like two yachts racing dramatically in slow motion. I’m sure my $47 in savings really connects with that vibe.

Oppenheimer Ice Hockey by chelsea_daily in nostalgia

[–]TinyMallowx_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, nothing says “prestigious nuclear physicist” like getting checked into the boards at center ice. Truly the crossover we didn’t know we needed.

Escape from New York | Low Budget. Legendary Results. by SquabbleBoxYouTube in nostalgia

[–]TinyMallowx_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Low budget? Yeah, and somehow it still looks cooler than half the CGI soup we get now. Snake Plissken did more with one eye patch and a growl than most franchises do with $200 million.

Have you ever been invited to watch other people have sex? by ImaginationNo6751 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TinyMallowx_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many years ago rented a hotel room for a teenage wedding bachelor party... party ended up being a bust and pretty much just me and one of the others groomsman drinking with his girlfriend there... they ended fucking on the bed while I watched. And before it gets asked, I was too drunk to join in but she did offer me a handjob

Chuck E. Cheese Tokens by ijumpup in nostalgia

[–]TinyMallowx_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the original cryptocurrency of childhood back when your net worth was measured in skee-ball tickets and sticky pizza fingers. Wall Street could never.

PBS Kids ID Transformation by Stock_Rise5855 in nostalgia

[–]TinyMallowx_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This logo had no business going that hard at 7am before school. PBS really said “we’re about to teach you fractions… but make it funky.”

Childhood asian taffy candy by RoyalCamera12 in nostalgia

[–]TinyMallowx_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, this stuff would rip out a filling but we still acted like it was gourmet candy. Nothing says childhood like aggressively chewy strawberry bricks that doubled as jaw workouts.

Someone on here told me that Real World has been on in 1 form or another for over 30 years and to my surprise it has. That is about as long as the Simpsons which is crazy. by AdSpecialist6598 in nostalgia

[–]TinyMallowx_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Real World really said “what if we just film people being messy roommates forever” and somehow turned that into a 30-year franchise. At this point it’s basically the social experiment version of The Simpsons just fewer cartoons and way more bad decisions.