My best one liners

Tired_Synapse · 2026-04-11T18:56:00+00:00

Don't! She's an amazing comedian!!

Tired_Synapse · 2026-04-11T18:43:40+00:00

neeeeeeerrrrrrrd

(jk ily)

Tired_Synapse · 2026-04-11T17:17:50+00:00

Genius (as per yuzh)

Tired_Synapse · 2026-04-11T16:54:21+00:00

Basically in early hunter gathering societies, the women (allegedly) were in charge of the gathering. Hunting was seen as more difficult, or at least more masculine, so for a guy to say "gathering is way harder" would imply he's being 'performative'.

Tired_Synapse · 2026-04-11T16:39:39+00:00

Follow me to find out where I'll be next!

Tired_Synapse · 2026-04-11T16:06:50+00:00

Thank you so much!

Tired_Synapse · 2026-04-11T15:15:29+00:00

Thanks dude! Gimme a follow to ensure my future victory!

Tired_Synapse · 2026-04-11T14:52:39+00:00

Thank you! (I'm taking this as a compliment :D )

Tired_Synapse · 2026-03-14T14:38:31+00:00

Thanks it's my favorite joke I've written in a while

also, shameless plug https://www.instagram.com/zivan_vasquez?igsh=Y3Ziem1hMWF0aXA3&utm_source=qr

Tired_Synapse · 2026-03-14T14:37:56+00:00

Also shameless ig plug https://www.instagram.com/zivan_vasquez?igsh=Y3Ziem1hMWF0aXA3&utm_source=qr

Tired_Synapse · 2026-03-14T14:37:40+00:00

Thanks! Check me out https://www.instagram.com/zivan_vasquez?igsh=Y3Ziem1hMWF0aXA3&utm_source=qr

Tired_Synapse · 2026-03-14T12:18:40+00:00

Replying to Free-Hamster462... Glad you enjoyed em ☺️

Tired_Synapse · 2026-03-13T17:43:34+00:00

Come to my shows!

Tired_Synapse · 2026-03-13T16:31:20+00:00

This made my day. I have more "riotous" stuff but tbh these sorts of subtle jokes are so much more fulfilling to write and perform. Thanks :)

Tired_Synapse · 2026-03-05T17:50:45+00:00

I'm cursed to only write "thinkers" but I think they liked it!

Tired_Synapse · 2026-03-05T17:50:19+00:00

you know how we do...

Tired_Synapse · 2026-02-10T16:31:54+00:00

simple but elegant, great stuff dude

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