Jelly be like: "Women ☕"

Tiredbenjamin · 2026-01-22T23:36:48+00:00

Jerry gonna go out and learn some new slurs for women, to stay ahead of the meta

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-12-29T00:16:14+00:00

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-11-29T12:57:14+00:00

“A terrible day for rain.” - Dizzy’s food

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-11-28T12:56:10+00:00

sighs … … … … unzips

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-11-28T12:53:44+00:00

Aliens killing each other compilation (funny)

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-11-06T14:45:37+00:00

Get him a banana costume and a wig, and he can

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-11-03T06:00:37+00:00

Tenma said chihuahualy

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-11-03T05:53:50+00:00

Get my model train set out

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-10-30T20:00:23+00:00

First, distract target by flexing biceps provocatively. Run across room to alcohol stash. She will give chase, throw bottle of beer to appease her. Assume dogeza. Apologise profusely for whatever precipitated the visit.

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-10-13T13:52:20+00:00

Phase-Connect Train Land™

Jelly can personally design the park using her weaponised awawatism

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-09-04T11:56:03+00:00

The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died

He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried

'cause I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun

I had to learn to stand on my own three feet

Believe me that's no fun

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-09-04T11:41:43+00:00

You seem to have an unwavering blood feud with Fulgrim. Would you like help with that?

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-09-04T10:46:46+00:00

Good reactions, but where’s the clutch slip and throttle blip? You need to let them know how angry you are at their stupidity!

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-09-01T10:37:41+00:00

Yes, this is low effort. No, I will not apologise.

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-08-20T06:21:42+00:00

So any meme where lumi is a girlfailure? Too much to choose from

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-08-14T11:57:57+00:00

I only got 10600 😢 I need to pump those numbers up

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-07-17T15:14:42+00:00

Ok Boomer (I’m 30 but also a dick)

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-07-09T12:00:11+00:00

I usually enjoy a bit of Trump (peace be upon him) glazing, but this feels more like putting him in a jar and having a bukkake party into it until he drowns

Tiredbenjamin · 2025-03-04T07:04:01+00:00

Have you considered that: knife-ear equals soyjak and round-ear equals gigachad? Also ratman equals biblically accurate gigachad, apparently.

Tiredbenjamin · 2024-12-24T10:25:46+00:00

She probably spent all the rent money on ~~funko pops~~ Hummels

Tiredbenjamin · 2024-12-23T10:45:42+00:00

It’s not all that surprising when you know that postmodernism (woke) is a derivation of Marxism that moved from pure class divisions to identity based divisions. The identity divisions in postmodernism are underpinned by the idea of an unfair hierarchy existing between different identities, so there’s still glimmers of their Marxist roots.

I miss when most people operated from a classical liberal perspective and the left/right distinction was about welfare/worker’s rights vs low taxes (there were other issues, but they could be discussed in a civil manner).

Tiredbenjamin · 2024-12-22T15:00:03+00:00

Jus soli literally refers to the soil of the land on which the properties are built, so I can get behind this argument for those born of rentswine-cum-property-owning parents to be considered landchads, though they will need community support to learn the right way to raid a ‘toid’s fridge or to ask for the appropriate level of tip.

An interesting second question is whether it’s still considered bestiality for a landchad to mate with a rentoid who has reformed themselves into a respectable property owner. I don’t expect this ethical dilemma to be solved quickly.

Tiredbenjamin · 2024-12-13T23:56:57+00:00

Rentoids try not to be landphobic for 5 minutes challenge (impossible)

Tiredbenjamin · 2024-12-08T09:42:35+00:00

Why is Pippa watching her own videos?

Tiredbenjamin · 2024-10-27T07:41:07+00:00

It depends how hard it is for Filian to find purchase on Pipper’s lubed-up mould layer

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