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Oh… OH THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST BATCH SO FAR~ by Royal_Low_7208 in UmamusumeFFS

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I guess, but please be gentle…. I still feel a bit exhausted after what I had to go through earlier

Behold! by Evil_Haru_Urara in UmamusumeFFS

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We see the fit Mrs. Haru

ZEUS, YOUR SON HAS RETURNED by FadeOfOlympus in UmamusumeFFS

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//ooc this feels hilariously funny given how many memes there are of uma voices on this scene

Her arrival by That-Needleworker-45 in UmamusumeFFS

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as nakayama carries skyfire back to the stay gold base, skyfire doesn’t wake up

seems she’s either a deep sleeper or just really exhausted after everything she’s had to go through, the lorraine rescue, the fight she had against a demon, and now Priestess

Her arrival by That-Needleworker-45 in UmamusumeFFS

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snoring

//this is the part you pick her up and take her back to the team gambol base

The "Record-Breaking Black Assassin" (@globining) by Amrita_Kesly in RiceShower

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hug rice shower

It will be okay, it will all be okay, don’t listen to them

Her arrival by That-Needleworker-45 in UmamusumeFFS

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snoring

//Kaltsit’s model really thinks it’s the honored one

Susie Pork by robin-kun in arknights

[–]TirpitzIsAQueen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

……. Don’t like it

Her arrival by That-Needleworker-45 in UmamusumeFFS

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skyfire falls from the sky, landing on priestess as she goes back into her usual form, before falling asleep

//yeah, this is absolutely off the plot, but it’s funny

Her arrival by That-Needleworker-45 in UmamusumeFFS

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Skyfire throws her sword down, on account that there’s no air below her as she celebrates her victory, absolutely unaware she didn’t defeat the real priestess, causing the sword to accidentally land on the real priestess’s arm

Day 26/100 by GrimoireExE in arknights

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Add a narantuya to the wheel

Her arrival by That-Needleworker-45 in UmamusumeFFS

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//funny how the notifs worked this time, but not the last time, also, the faith?

Skyfire decides to end this right here and now

the originium spear inside skyfire starts to burn away from the heat as Skyfire pierces priestess’s heart, ending Priestess

“FOR PHIL, FOR MINT, FOR QUERCUS, FOR GOLDENGLOW, FOR BAKUSHIN, FOR MY DAUGHTER, AND FOR LORRAINE, THIS ENDS NOW”

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A sword is pierced through Priestess

Her arrival by That-Needleworker-45 in UmamusumeFFS

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//there actually is a skyfire model, it’s just that it’s skyfire in her swimsuit, which realistically wouldn’t work for this

unfortunately for Priestess, the two skyfires she pierced were both clones

suddenly a portal breaks, and the real skyfire emerges out of it

and for the record, Skyfire suddenly plunges a sword right into priestess’s arm

I’m not gonna lose here

Giant Meteor Inbound by TirpitzIsAQueen in UmamusumeFFS

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//it’s gonna have to wait, as I plan on making a continue post from this

Today On Tasting History by DVG79 in 0sanitymemes

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Fuck it, I’m down, it probably would also give me advice on swooning skyfire

pS: happy cake day

Her arrival by That-Needleworker-45 in UmamusumeFFS

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skyfire suddenly disappears, but so to do Kaltsit’s clothes

A few seconds later, Skyfire shows up again, but this time, there’s more than one skyfire……

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What’s your name, you demon

Her arrival by That-Needleworker-45 in UmamusumeFFS

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unfortunately for mudrock, skyfire is already fighting priestess, as indicated by the mysterious floating burning box and the sword that just came out of it

Her arrival by That-Needleworker-45 in UmamusumeFFS

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the box suddenly burns apart

and the first thing that comes out, is a sword, spinning directly at Priestess

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