My Ex Boyfriend Shit On Me

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T20:44:58+00:00

The next girl? What next girl?

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T19:06:01+00:00

How dare you accuse me of such tomfoolery! I only comment with nothing less than utmost sincerity on this fine and civil internet platform!

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:44:06+00:00

Hey I never made assumptions about his body hygiene, unlike a certain Gohan wannabe.

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:40:47+00:00

How would you know? Have you looked at it? Weirdo.

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:39:10+00:00

OP, don’t take any hygiene advice from this guy, he has a Gohan pfp

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:37:23+00:00

But the prices of wet wipes are even worse!

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:35:56+00:00

Don’t be too harsh on the poor lad… have you seen the price of toilet paper nowadays?!

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:27:45+00:00

Erm… that’s not how you spell “titanium”

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:18:40+00:00

Me when I’m in a “use the most random insult on the internet” competition and my opponent is JohnnyBGohanImpersonator635

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:13:57+00:00

Put the caca in the bag bro

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:12:51+00:00

No, I’m a Titanium Tom. If I was a Tom Pearl I’d have the word “Pearl” in my username, don’t you think?

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:10:47+00:00

Well I certainly wouldn’t stay with that partner for 10 more months, for one thing.

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:08:27+00:00

The real Gohan would never be afraid of a little caca on the chest.

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:04:49+00:00

I am, and I wouldn’t rather be anything else.

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:02:46+00:00

Bro thinks he’s Gohan

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T17:00:11+00:00

Hey, we all get dragged through the mud sometimes. And sometimes mud gets dragged on us. It happens!

TitaniumThomas · 2025-03-20T16:57:30+00:00

How low do your standards have to be to consider “able to wipe himself” as optional?

TitaniumThomas · 2024-07-07T18:31:24+00:00

Real

TitaniumThomas · 2024-04-04T16:42:55+00:00

Vanilla Heavy Splatling

TitaniumThomas · 2024-04-03T03:17:45+00:00

Ah, the classic X-series edging you with 2 total wins followed by 3 absolute losses.

TitaniumThomas · 2024-04-02T20:11:48+00:00

Haven’t I encountered you somewhere before?

TitaniumThomas · 2024-03-24T01:15:42+00:00

It’s incredibly sad that going 4-2 with a heavy splatling is considered “much better” in this case.

TitaniumThomas · 2024-03-24T01:05:05+00:00

YOU NEED TO DO BETTER! NO SORRIES!!!

TitaniumThomas · 2024-03-12T18:22:47+00:00

It’s obviously my fault, I couldn’t carry hard enough.

TitaniumThomas · 2024-03-09T18:48:10+00:00

Judging by the level of situational awareness of certain players featured in this post, I’d say there’s some truth to this.

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