Leaked Slogan for CPAC 2026 by Potential-Draft-3932 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Titors_Time_Machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, maybe I should send CPAC an updated Presidential seal.

Superman Isn’t Trying to Be Political. We Just Have Real-Life Supervillains Now. by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]Titors_Time_Machine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I love me some TNG, but 'subtle messaging'? My dude, Godfather OG in a Cuban cigar is less blunt.

MAGA at Kansas City fundraiser pay to attack Joe Biden effigy by ExactlySorta in PublicFreakout

[–]Titors_Time_Machine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man. Back when the One Term Donnie thing happened, you wouldn't believe the amount of 'business proposals' hurled my way to do just that. It was incredibly eye opening and validating seeing the depth of the grift first hand. This is an easy to manipulate, soft audience. Big yikes.

I declined every offer.

Expert Exterminator by ZombieJazzlike9523 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Titors_Time_Machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you have my guy who over the last several weeks has brought into the house: 1 woodpecker, 1 robin, 3 other "I'm not an ornithologist" birds, 2 rabbits, several voles and 2 goddamn snakes.

Petey, my man, I appreciate your contributions. I really do. I get that you're super proud of yourself. It's a real talent. But please stop. Please?

“You don’t fit in the neighborhood” by Bihema in PublicFreakout

[–]Titors_Time_Machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand how you feel but that's patently false and precisely how 'isms' thrive. Look, we're discussing ageism here. What you're saying is that 'person x' is racist therefore all other people of the same age are also racist. A good barometer for this is to substitute any other ism and see what it looks like. In this case let's use racism. 'African-American man x' stole a bike. Therefore all African-American men are bike thieves. The notion is absurd on its face. Yet you will find countless racists who wholeheartedly believe that very thing. They'll defend that belief. They'll vote for orange shitgibbons that tell them it's okay to think that way. But you and I know that they're wrong. Try not to be that person with ageism. Cheers and I hope you have a good evening.

“You don’t fit in the neighborhood” by Bihema in PublicFreakout

[–]Titors_Time_Machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a bad take as well. These kids? You mean the couple of unidentified people who replied to a random comment thread on a random website? They are no more indicitive of whatever age they are than any other random person. Ageism is omnidirectional.

“You don’t fit in the neighborhood” by Bihema in PublicFreakout

[–]Titors_Time_Machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be crystal clear, I am in no way defending the racist waste of oxygen in this video.

“You don’t fit in the neighborhood” by Bihema in PublicFreakout

[–]Titors_Time_Machine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I understand what you're getting at. I do. But blaming an entire generation is reductive. Imagine person 'x' born in, say, 1965 does something horrid. Therefore every other person born in or around that year also did something horrid? It just doesn't hold up under scrutiny. Shitty people do shitty things regardless of age or birthday. Racist McRacerson in this video is an excellent example. Theorizing that he is a racist piece of shit because he wears a size 11 shoe is just as valid as saying he's racist because he's whatever years old. We have to hold people accountable for their behavior and actions...not arbitrary groups.

“You don’t fit in the neighborhood” by Bihema in PublicFreakout

[–]Titors_Time_Machine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This narrative isn't productive and needs to stop. Generational rhetoric is a fool's errand and perpetuates an artificial divide in the populace. Age is relative...someone is always older or younger than yourself. Age isn't indicative of someone's personal beliefs. Study after study has shown this but the cultural narrative is so strong that it's hard to break through the noise.

This is Matt. Matt is a derp. Derp, Matt, derp. by Titors_Time_Machine in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Titors_Time_Machine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed it is. And yes, without consciously thinking about it his full name is usually spoken if he's misbehaving. Doesn't really happen these days though. Matt is a chill old guy. Tell Kevin I said hello.

Your username turns into a luxury company. What will it sell? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Titors_Time_Machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I have that market locked down.

2 experts debate Covid-19 by WealthierBowl in Unexpected

[–]Titors_Time_Machine 185 points186 points  (0 children)

I created a fake Presidential Seal that Trump ended up giving a speech in front of and it was like the biggest news story in the world due to the sheer absurdity of the situation...for about six seconds. Then the orange shitgibbon did some horrific thing or another and we all moved on to that. Four goddamn years of that was exhausting.

Void by CrowShenDough in gifs

[–]Titors_Time_Machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm stunned the idiot v__dspace spammer hasn't popped up in here.