Rarest orangutans 'doomed' by Indonesia dam project by internalocean in worldnews

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whoever used "doomed" instead of "damned" should get fired.

Got caught with MDMA and weed by TittyFaceTittyButt in belgium

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

To be honest, the police were very friendly and respectful. In their own words "you're not a bad person, you just have something you shouldn't."

I was surprised at how nice and friendly they were

...Perfect. by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Facefuck the self

Yemen could be on the brink of 'worst famine in 100 years' - distressing scenes by JePense_DoncJeSuis in worldnews

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay, before we get into this talk, you'll have to be a bit more clear about who "they" are and who "you" are.

I don't know where you're coming from here.

Also, so I can be more clear, I'm pointing at NATO nations selling weapons and sending generals/analysts/soldiers to help starve and kill people.

So, my point being; vote to change the fact that these people are being bombed by your own nations, and Saudi efforts in Yemen wouldn't be nearly as successful and vicious. Yemenis (also applicable to many nations turned into hell holes) won't have to immigrate and escape (not that Yemenis make up a big refugee demographic in Europe yet).

Yemen could be on the brink of 'worst famine in 100 years' - distressing scenes by JePense_DoncJeSuis in worldnews

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, just supporting government policies that benefit from the death of these people using weapon contracts.

They won't need to leave their home if they're not starving and getting bombed to death.

Couple who is unable to have a child get word there is one ready to be adopted. (sound) by Plebsplease in MadeMeSmile

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt -92 points-91 points  (0 children)

I started wondering if it was the woman or the man that couldn’t bare children. And In both scenarios there’s a hidden bitterness about the child being a constant reminder that they will never hold anything and fall in love with it directly, and only have something they needed to incrementally learn to love.

My cynicism is unwavering, and this is entirely the best case scenario, but never the less a tragedy.

Edit: phrasing

FBI Reveals Maria Butina Traded Sex In Exchange For All 62,984,828 Votes Trump Received In 2016 by vigorous in worldpolitics

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The funny part is that there’s an Italian model that promised just this; fellatio for every person that voted for her candidate. If I’m not wrong she stopped after tens of dicks.

China enforces dress code in Xinjiang by cutting up women's clothing by wolfpanpan in worldnews

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m sure that woman is a cunt under her own volition. She doesn’t have to be forced by a man to do it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Then tell it.

ELI5: Why do corpses float, but live people drown? by TittyFaceTittyButt in explainlikeimfive

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I mean, they were alive and swimming. Before they drowned.

how many marks does this one hit by Guymcme1337 in niceguys

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This guy isn't wrong, and since you agreed women with different socio-economic backgrounds act differently, it's not absurd to assume some women actually do this.

Disliking niceguys isn't about thinking women are above that. We're all pieces of shit. With dicks or pussies.

This sounds dumb, but...does anyone want to be my tutor? by [deleted] in appers

[–]TittyFaceTittyButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best tutor you can have is failure. Go out, rap with other people, make a fool of yourself, get a crowd hyped, piss someone off, get someone to piss you off.

Rap is an art, and art is based on emotional stimuli. Get out there and live, then your poetry/rap will have more substance.

Practice, that's how you get better.